Basic Sex vs Porn Sex

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In the days of M&B, a man will kiss a girl lightly and this takes her breath away and she leans deeper to him because she wants to drink of him. He puts his hands on her breast and her skin burns with passion and when he takes her, they ride in a rhythm that…

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In the days of M&B, a man will kiss a girl lightly and this takes her breath away and she leans deeper to him because she wants to drink of him. He puts his hands on her breast and her skin burns with passion and when he takes her, they ride in a rhythm that takes them both to the sky (sigh).

In real life, porn has changed this beautiful activity described above to some sort of wrestling match.

The pressure is mostly on women who are made to do certain things just to make a partner happy. Let us go through some things seen in porn that makes you go ‘mogbe’!! So, what is acceptable and what is not?

Swallow: We have done a lot of things to make a partner happy. Oh! I cannot begin to name them all but one that is difficult is to swallow. There are so many times you are told or read somewhere that it is a turn off to ran away to pour out the cum in the bathroom sink . So you are made to swallow and smile like its strawberry flavored. Guys, I don’t know if anyone has told you what cum tastes like but swallowing is not fun. I bet you have jerked off and tried to taste yourself, did you like it? No? I thought so too!

It is salty, sticks to the teeth, and leaves some scratch thing at the back of your throat…… not at all pleasant. No, it is not sweet and eating a basket of pineapple does not help, it only makes it bearable. People that swallow, lick their lips and even stick out their tongue to catch the last drop are the real MVP! I will not talk about the jaws that stretch like you are some lioness during the act.

Golden shower: So, someone will ask to pee on you? LMAOOOOOOOOOOO! That is all I will say/do for this point.

Anal: I just decided to make this part a point but I don’t even know what to say about it. You are blessed if you do this. Collect the grammy and let us clap for you because you a winner here. To think that a little slip up in there can make you squeal like a pig is the same thing people are moaning and enjoying. I will pass on this…Hey boo, you reading? Let us not even discuss the possibility okay?

Dirty Talk: ‘Hit it baby’ , ‘spank me’, ‘who’s your daddy?’,’ fxck that pusxy’, ‘fuxk me harder’, ‘own that shxt’ all others that follow…yaaaawwwwn.  Some people are down for all that, an alcohol induced sex can make you go all crazy and you will say things that the sane version of you will never say. That makes it a once in a while activity but if your partner forces you to say these things all the time when you do not want to, well, you may want to look around your room for that mounted video. But really, do you guys do this talk every time? Ah, no vex, I must be a learner!

Fisting: I am tempted to laugh at this point but this thing is real! I have never understood humans and I don’t plan to start now. Why will you want someone to put their whole hand up to the shoulder  wrist inside you?! What is wrong with people!?? Somethings you hear and just know God will come soon. The worst is anal fisting, like do you want to eat and watch it go from your mouth to your rectum in 2 minutes? Humans!!!!

BDS: The bondage part I hear can be fun and I may try it someday with someone I absolutely trust! I said ‘ABSOLUTE’ because it can backfire. Maybe someone can tell us how much fun it is since I have never done that. The S&D whose participants are called the Submissive and Dominant usually engage in this by one person allowing someone boss you around and this in some silly way turns people on. They tie you like a dog and sit on you, bla bla and sometimes inflict  pain if you don’t follow their directive (Discipline). I will pass.

However, what I do know is, don’t ever do this with someone that has a score to settle with you because they will tie you up and leave you for your neighbor or parents to find you. Imagine if your parents come to visit you (if you stay with your parents, why are you having sex? L) and find you like that, what will you say? You were attacked by evil spirits?

Roleplay: This usually features in BDSM but while it’s all about someone dominating you in BDSM, here you can just play dress up and be a nurse, bunny, princess etc. it’s all fun, I think someone has to try this at least once in their life time! If you like it, continue, if not, well, you tried.

Contour:  This is casually called kurma sutra. That is how you are expected to twists and raise legs like a gymnast. Let’s not talk about the muscle pull you get the next day when you try to wear your heels for work the next day. What about the fact that your legs can’t open beyond a certain width but you are expected to spread wider for sex or during cunnilingus.  Why are we expected to do a full split on a bed? Did you see us doing it while standing? It is your groin that tells the story the morning after.  Aboniki to the rescue!

Toys: This has its good and bad side. The good are the safe ones that add to the fun but the problem is when you bring out a dildo and you partner prefers it to the main deal. You have entered one chance! What if the guy asks that it be used on him? You don’t have any chance in this case! Moderation is key as excess usage can make you tender. Anything that vibrates helps the clit a lot (guys, you can thank me later). Find safe and fun ways to use them but avoid anything you cannot handle.

Gang Bang: I saw this and it looked like the 4 guys on one woman were looking for any orifice to stick their stuff in; Mouth, anal, vagina. Well, the 4th guy was left waiting but I could bet he was still looking to see he can make the ear, earhole and nostrils work for him. I do not think anyone that loves you will allow you go through something like this for fun , like what do you do after the act, soak your body in hot water? Go see a chiropractor after? Why will you do this?

Outdoors: There is fun in making out outdoors as the risk of getting caught makes it even more fun. Personally, I‘d say do this far from your house because if you are caught, at least let it be by someone you do not know.  You do not want the neighbors smiling at you like ‘I know what you did last harmattan’ while you are taking a stroll a year after the deed without the faintest idea why they have that smile.  I will say you should make this a bucket list if outside the neighborhood.

Dirty: I do not know the name for this but I do know it is where people play dirty with poop and the like. I tried to write something but the image of those two girls sharing a cup of poop makes me know I DO NOT HAVE WORDS FOR THIS!

There you have it! These are the ways I think porn has made sex today. If you involve in just basic sex, you are seen as ‘dry’ but honestly, there is no one size fits all when it comes to issues between partners. Be open to try new things but never do anything you DO NOT want to do, if you tried and did not like, make it very clear to your partner.

Porn has been known to ruin relationships. Couples that have been together for years and were comfortable with just missionary start the porn journey and sometimes, it is very hard for another partner to adjust. This leads to frustration and high expectations etc. We have to be careful what we introduce into our relationships and as always, communication is key and that is very important when it comes to sex.

So, which have you done before or do you see yourself doing in the future? Which will you NEVER try?

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Responses

  1. Alexie
    Lordy Lord please can guys read this and chill small… That swallowing of a thing is annoying asf. But I wouldn’t mind me some BDSM or role playing
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  2. Alexie
    Gang bang=no
    Eating poop=no
    Outdoor =yes
    Role playing =yes
    Fisting=no
    Golden shower =no
    BDS=yes
    Anal=no
    Yeah I think I covered all that…
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    1. #ForePlayKING
      Lol! So BDS is a yes for you, let’s say ur’e all bonded then comes the anal & golden shower. na one chance br that
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  3. woyi_oc
    Yes, pornography has affected the…tastes of humans when it comes to sex. And Yes, sometimes it gives grandiose expectations on different fetishes and the like. But….Honestly it feels like the post is accusing men of wanting these things and hailing women for putting up with stuff. I know a guy who would not budge on his “NO” when a….lady friend he was involved with asked for anal sex to the point of crying.

    Dirty talk has been around, i think. You don’t have to see porn to know about it. Novels, and regular movies already have stuff like that. Besides dirty talk doesn’t have to involve the use of swear words e.g “I’m gonna rock your world”….see?

    And porn does place pressure on men. Have you seen the “staying power” of those guys? It’s almost unreal that they can just keep going like that, init? And I know women who want their men to last that long so….yeah.

    I dunno about the contortion thing. Honestly, besides karma sutra itself, I have never seen any flamboyant positions in a porn flick. Maybe I just didn’t watch enough.

    Also the 2 girls 1 cup thing is called coprophilia. Some people enjoy being spat on, vomited on and/or….I dunno. Personally until i saw 2 girls 1 cup i didn’t know that ish existed. And I’d herd stories of guys and girls who pee on each other. But the thing is those…really weird fetishes, are not common in…let’s say “mainstream adult entertainment”. You have to go to specific web sites to see such. And seeing as even people from low income families and/or people with poor internet facilities from back in the day took part in it…I don’t think it was porn that educted them about such. Some people just stumble on stuff.

    ps: I recommend the movie “THE LITTLE DEATH”. It’s hilarious but it also shows how people can stumble on these random fetishes by chance. Heck I was surprised some people actually get turned on by seeing someone cry. Ah well. Laters.

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  4. Darth
    Okay this was a bit visual, lets dissect.
    Swallowing: any guy who has tasted his children before, is some sort of sicko. I heard salt spices up things and thanks for clearing the pineapple facade. Please anyone out there whose jaws stretch, can you holla to be part of an educational study?

    Golden showers: Why you gotta bring R. Kelly into this now? Ladies by the way, get you a dark lord that’d make and enjoy your golden showers.

    Anal: can we discuss this at length later

    Dirty Talk: you mean you people are having sex without on the job feedback, you don’t know a perfectly laced phrase makes a difference between 3more strokes and the tap out?

    Fisting: sometimes you just have to wave hello to the insides

    Bondage and Role play: recreating arrest scenes from your favourite Star Wars scenes while dressed as a trooper, who wouldn’t love that?

    Contour: you think all those yoga and workout pictures people post are for show? That’s an ad right there

    Gangbang: how else would the squad confirm the claims you’ve made about having a kitty that triggers TSA alarms?

    Outdoors: rappers have been rapping about sex on the beach for a while now

    Dirty: two girls one cup is ew.

    Your favourite dark lord.

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    1. vanilla
      LMAO!…”sometimes you just have to wave hello to the insides”!
      Looks like you open to a lot of stuff with your offer to experiment and discuss some points………hmmm!
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    2. woyi_oc
      “recreating arrest scenes from your favorite Star Wars scenes while dressed as a trooper, who wouldn’t love that? ”

      ???? ???? ????

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  5. Otunba O
    i agree wit youabi o..instead of them to imitate Dangote n become billionaires, they’ll be fantasizing about unholy porn (am not saying sex shouldn’t be expressive and experimental, but not take the experiment to terrorism and create destruction…*i think that’s how my granny will say it
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  6. Nnanyielugo
    1. It is what happens when people are selfish, and think only about their own gratification. If one truly cared for the other person, one would only do kinky for the aim of pleasuring (more like blowing the mind of) the recipient.
    There is a fabulous advantage to this is that the recipient is always down for some ‘quality time’ and would eventually want to reciprocate.

    2. Hey, if I’m to give you cunnilingus, you’ve got to spread those legs baby, can’t be using those thighs to compress me into submission.

    3. That BDS thing is something I’m apprehensive of trying o. It’s not when babe has tied my hands and feet to the bed, she’ll now start narrating all the times I annoyed her within the past three months, go carry cain and start flogging apologies out of me.

    Abeg, I cannot.

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    1. Kenneth
      I have a thing for girls with full thighs and they are usually perfect during cunnilingus. The feeling of soft full thighs pressing against my cheeks like delightful cushions is a turn on for me.

      (A CIA novel, ‘Orchids for Mother’ thought me the meaning of cunnilingus. I read it in JSS1 and that time the word was not in Oxford Advanced Learners Dictionary. It was one of the questions the protagonist was asked when he was strapped to the lie detector machine.)

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  7. Sonia
    Piss shower, let’s call it what it is. Human beings, y’all do too much.

    I like any kind of sex that doesn’t involve destruction of the gonads so anal, fisting, gangbang and all the super freaky shit that goes down in porn are out. I’ve alway’s found the idea of BDSM interesting (especially after how romanticized it was in fifty shades of grey, lol) but with less S&M. So it’s a yes as long as we’re only sticking to bondage and light smacking. Try to hang me spreadeagled from ceiling or flog me with head of belt, it’s gonna be a deadly day. Borrufus will die on the line. I’m NOT open to anal as even the uppercut is on reflex (ask the ex that tried to slip it in like play like play). Role playing, talking dirty, toys and others are fun. Outdoors is just my kind of thing.

    I’m sorry but if you play with urine and poop, i judge you. You are seriously mad and have no one to tell you.

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  8. vanilla
    Lmaooo! …Then try not to annoy her so often because you may like it if you try!.
    I do have to say you have given some of us ideas on how to make bae confess their sins and apologize at the same time!
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  9. Ray
    But yaff watched plenty porn to sha.

    ‘However, what I do know is, don’t ever do this with someone that has a score to settle with you because they will tie you up and leave you for your neighbor or parents to find you. Imagine if your parents come to visit you (if you stay with your parents, why are you having sex? L) and find you like that, what will you say? You were attacked by evil spirits?’
    Lmaooooo this one killed me!

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  10. Sally
    lol as if mills and boons offers a realistic idea of sex in the first place. Love the sentiment of the article though, unrealistic sex expectations can ruin the real thing but don’t knock some of those things before you try them hehe
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  11. Skills
    “I saw this and it looked like the 4 guys on one woman were looking for any orifice to stick their stuff in; Mouth, anal, vagina. Well, the 4th guy was left waiting but I could bet he was still looking to see he can make the ear, earhole and nostrils work for him”
    This really cracked me up. LMAO.
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  12. Kenneth
    I like to think of myself as a Headmaster, well ahead of the game.

    But the taste down there isn’t like honey either. It’s sharp, tangy and sometimes smells like pee and the ‘grocery’ smells like ‘groceries’ sometimes. But “in the throes of passion, anything is possible” (my quote). And I will do almost anything to give her pleasure. That’s where it is fun to be a head boy or grocer. Watching her squirm, moan and scream because of what you are doing down there. Many ladies are shocked to discover their butts are sensitive and they can cum from having it played with. I know one who loves her big butt squeezed and/or spanked.

    My point is not all sex acts taste good or smell good but in the moment…the hormone filled moment you may find yourself loving his/her sweat and doing stuff that you know normally are yucky. I love smells and if I don’t like how she her skin naturally smells (the smell does not have to be good, I just have to like it), then we may not last long ‘cos that smell is like ‘welcome home baby’. It’s comforting.

    Not big on dirty talk too, and I’d rather make other sounds than talk dirty. But it doesn’t mean I mind if it’s said to me just don’t expect me to say much. I’ll feel ridiculous and it may affect the passion of the moment. Had this problem with my ex.

    Anal..(Lol). I love big butts and that has always fascinated me. I will not affirm or deny dong anal. But I recommend both parties attempt it when very horny and very high. The initial discomfort is numbed by the highness. It can be messy but then sex is messy. Like all highs, when you come down, you will feel what happened and you might just like it.

    Bondage…It will get me tensed up and that could ruin the sex. But maybe with someone I’m very comfortable with. I am adventurous.

    Outdoors…Hell yes! I Uni, this was common for me. Not every time send boys on exile. She could change her mind on that long walk to the hostel or the hostel porter can suddenly decide that visiting time is over. Once did it in the campus field with my boxers on my head like a cap – because, random soldier ant. Then closed shops, behind class, Law school: (Yes! nobody ever caught me. That whole no cuddling thing is a myth) near Bob Osamor’s office, Zenith Bank; in the car, at The Palms cinema, in a taxi before baba looked back and chased us out. Yes I do outdoors well. It’s fun.

    Gang bang…No, I don’t like being naked with an erection in front of other guys. So far, nope.
    Toys…I do watch while she plays with herself. I may have used a fleshlight too. Yes to an extent I can do toys.

    I love porn literature (literotica.com) and will watch porn with a partner if she does not mind. I’m not flexible enough to try some kama sutra movies but I try sometimes…Hehehe

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    1. Raymond
      Come.. did you go to law school in 2011/2012? Cause I once saw something between the gym and Bob Osamor’s office oh…

      wait was it once or…?

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      1. Kenneth
        LOL…no my set is before 2011/2012. More than once though…and one very interesting incident at the female hostel A/B parking lot facing the DG’s residence.
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    2. Preshy
      Kenneth! Who the hell are you? Dont you have an apartment lmao! I’m dead!I can’t stop laughing.
      Please don’t let them downsize me hehehe kill me please
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      1. Kenneth
        Preshy that was my ‘ho’ phase (lol). I have sex mostly indoors now, person don old. But whenever the outdoors call…
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  13. Charlenekez
    “…In a taxi before Baba looked back and chased us out…”
    Taxi ke??? You people play way too much! Lmao.
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  14. Remimah
    Vanilla, I love you! Oh my GOD! THIS WAS SO GOOD I WAS LAUGHING UNTIL I FELL ON THE FLOOR! You went into my head and wrote my views exactly! You rock girl! I am going to share and share!
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  15. Nkem Ndem
    LMAO. This aunty, you are not okay!!!! I’m tots in love with you atm though. You got me laughing out loud in a meeting…not that i regret it. LOL. when i read “I could bet he was still looking to if see he can make the ear, earhole and nostrils work for him” , i said to myself, this girl is kindred spirit, cos i made a very similar statement in a conversation just a couple of days ago. You forgot to mention the one where they invite animals to the join in on the event. I once saw a video of two Asian girls, both nude and taking turns to lick a snake. It was sickening. Porn has ruined love , relationships and lovemaking. I swear. One cannot be their true self and just say “uuuh” and “aah”, and it will be enough for the guy again.
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    1. Vanilla
      Lol! Yes…i totally forgot animals which is totally ewww. Hopefully we can find a reasonable balance between what is good love making and what porn is selling. Kindred spirit much… Loved that!
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  16. Vicaro
    I love to give head almost as much as I enjoy receiving, I don’t like to come in d mouth, don’t know how it is for other guys but really I don’t want to come in the place I will be kissing shortly… Anal is a turn off, I hope I don’t ever meet a lady who particularly wants that… Everyguy dreams of having a threesome so long as it is ffm, some want to share with other guys but it feels kind of gay to me… U know.. At some point, your rods may be brushing each othe …eeww!!.. Sharing a cup?? Some madness no get name ..yet. … I will like to try toys some day and role playing too 😉
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    1. Kenneth
      Sex is messy bro…but in the throes of passion, anything is possible. Many girls like to kiss me after I go down on them. Even with the cum all over my face. I haven’t cum in a girls mouth before but if I do, I won’t be shy about kissing her. Because if you shrink away from some people during sex, it registers as rejection and could ruin the moment or any future re-runs. Just relax and let go of your inhibitions (well most…no flogging, bondage or scat for me). After all exchange of saliva happens during deep kissing.

      As for anal….hehehehe. In the throes of passion…

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  17. kathybabe
    Porn these days are sickening and off putting. Not like the ones we sneak to watch back in those days. For me, no anal o, no disgusting cumswallowing, I have not seen a live toy self. But I do give good head, even If I don’t like receiving it (visions of a bleeding clit always at the back of my head). But above all I like screaming “do mi daadaa now” if he’s getting sloppy.
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    1. woyi_oc
      I like screaming “do mi daadaa now” if he’s getting sloppy

      What do you mean by sloppy?

      Also, Bleeding clit?? What painted THAT image? ???? ???? ????

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  18. IfEoLuWa

    ….Porn has both ruined and reinvigorated sex. It’s all about perspectives!. Whichever it is…so long as u & ur partner r comfy with it …or at least adventurous enough to try !!…In d real sense of being daring & adventurous: outdoors and probably BDS are the fun types. OUTDOORS are THRILLING!
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