When the founder of Twitter came up with the idea, little did he know that an interesting group of people called Nigerians would add a unique tweak to the social networking site. Hands down, we have become the most interesting and amazing people to hold a conversation with. If winning battles on Twitter were the criterion…
1. When your neighbor tells you about MMM for the first time but you are not interested. Carry your wahala and go. 2. Two days later, he comes back to disturb you with the gospel of MMM. Bros, I no dey do o…na by force? 3. But few weeks later, you see him in…
It is 10 pm and you are all alone in your apartment. You are sitting on the couch, Phil Collins’ hit track If Leaving Me Is Easy is playing on the radio. Then you hold and squeeze the side pillow tightly, and wish to a Genie that the pillow will suddenly turn to a correct…
Some years ago, I watched a documentary about Japanese culinary culture. Even though I was aware of the enthusiasm and passion of the Japanese when it comes to food, I thought they were only going to drone on about Sushi. I was quite surprised when a chef started talking about how to cook rice fast.…
In the Southwestern part of the country, introduction ceremonies are significant during the process of getting married. It is where close family members of bride and groom to be, meet officially and get to know relatives of their son and daughter before the wedding day proper. Here are a few things that can go down during…
1. The official neighbourhood ‘baiday’ party that every Ajekpako attended One Fanta, One Coke, One Sprite, One Ginger Ale. Plus popcorn (aka guguru), groundnut and chin-chin. BUT NO CAKE! 2. All the games Ajekpako kids got to enjoy Confam! 3. When it is 4 p.m. and you hear ‘War Start’ in the neighbourhood I cannot…
Have you ever felt like your face was coated with texcote paint? Have you ever been told that with a face like yours, your family would have one less thing to spend money on since your face can be used as a grater for okra, salad etc. Have you ever felt as if every human…
In this tough economy of ours, the hustle is real and as such, many wise folks have decided that they will not come and stay in the house and allow hunger to finish them. Instead, some have resorted to very ingenious ways of making use of their talents to earn pay such as riding on…
1. You and 17756267909876543284567 people watched how TeyanAss Taylor behaved childish in that video. Sensational! 2. Your face when you watched the video. No, No, No…dat canor be the body of a human being jor. She must be a witch! 3. You giving yourself reasons why you are better than her (Shior! At least, me…
Dating a fuckboy is so agonisingly depressing that you wouldn’t even wish that to happen to your worst enemy. It is never a nice experience. But you know we’ve got you covered. Today we’ll be looking at a few telltale signs that prove your man is a confirmed fuckboy. 1. He tries to control every move you…
In the heart of different cities in Nigeria, lies certain aggregation of houses known as ‘Face-Me-I-Face-You’. The life over there is on a whole-noda-level, I tell you. So for those that had the ‘luxury’ of growing up in such quarters, these are some of the things they can understand perfectly: 1. The struggle to bathe…
Recently, half of Quicken Loans Arena emptied shortly after Melania’s speech, midway into the Republic national convention. I felt that her speech wasn’t as captivating as Michelle Obama’s was in 2012. I went on social media to see who else shared my sentiments. It didn’t take long to find one. A Facebook friend, Mr. H,…
I’m sure we all have at one point or the other seen a couple we thought were so inseparable and would definitely end up together eventually break up. Whether it’s a celebrity couple or one you know personally. You know, one of those things that make you want to give up on love. Well I…
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