Rounds

Weekly round up of all the major news headlines locally and internationally done with humour and satire.

Rounds Week 21: On Ibori’s Pound, Trump’s Trip, Manchester, Heavenly Calls and more…

Set complete. #MUFC pic.twitter.com/judM3RLOgp — Manchester United (@ManUtd) May 25, 2017 Good morning, @EmiratesFACup winners 🏆#WeAreTheArsenal pic.twitter.com/g78WSN2Udk — Arsenal FC (@Arsenal) May 28, 2017 The Headlines Ibori Gets a Pound This is what you’re deemed to be worth When you sue for ‘damages’ Trump Abroad Orange Man finally leaves home Leaves home training behind Update…

Rounds Week 20: On Melaye’s Book, Kuti’s Blowjob, Trump’s Witches, Mohammed’s Lai, and more…

Do it? #TWayne pic.twitter.com/RxwZQwGr4G — T-Pain (@TPAIN) May 17, 2017 The Headlines How To Corruption, Vol. 1. “Only thieves write books on stealing” -African proverb Femi Kuti’s Blow Job It’s exactly what it sounds like Ladies… Trump And His Witches When you’re hunted by yourself. The wicked flee… More White Privilege Ever wonder what sentence…

Rounds Week 19: On Buhari Visiting Nigeria, Social Nuggets, #RIPKarabo, Mugabe’s Spokesman, and more…

  Dead Body Refuses Burial As It Redirects Villagers To The House Of Its Killer https://t.co/50fRqPBAH3 via @heraldng pic.twitter.com/SbtO4n2lAG — Nigeria Newsdesk (@NigeriaNewsdesk) May 10, 2017   The Headlines Buhari to visit Nigeria soon President to take break from medical tripping to visit home country Who Diddit? See what black excellence Has been up to lately…

Rounds Week 18: On Returned Chibok Girls, Apartment 7B, Ooni vs Oba, Wedding Parties, and more…

PHOTOS: Banky W, Adesua inch closer to wedding as both families meet https://t.co/zAjlVp6Eit #BAAD2017 pic.twitter.com/ELzA8rraZZ — TheCable (@thecableng) May 6, 2017   82 Chibok Girls Returned This is barbaric. Human trafficking needs to end NOW. RT #BringBackOurGirls http://t.co/rKbZyt1D2L — Jessica Biel (@JessicaBiel) May 6, 2014 Sending prayers to Nigerian families who are missing their daughters.…

Rounds Week 17: On Blogger Presidents, Serena’s Title, Paternity Tests, R Kelly’s Lawsuit and more…

GEJ spits… I will soon provide true details of what transpired in the 2015 election – Jonathan https://t.co/v3lSHCIMnK via @ynaija pic.twitter.com/YaHOsYZMB5 — Nigeria Newsdesk (@NigeriaNewsdesk) April 29, 2017     “President Barack Obama and his officials made it very clear to me by their actions that they wanted a change of government in Nigeria and…

Rounds Week 16: On Serena’s Pregnancy, Donald’s War, Europa Woes, Gay Baboons, and more…

53 arrested for attending gay marriage in Kaduna https://t.co/v5DgiKuYfp pic.twitter.com/0DDnCJ0d5O — Kinging Ibadan ✌ (@baydorz) April 20, 2017   The Headlines War is coming… Currently being stroked by DT. Raise your hand if you’re not surprised Serena Pregnant That Queen Bey video vixen anointing Baby already won a grand slam. Facebook Killer Just a little…

Rounds Week 14: On Meningitis gods, Pepsi Ads, Nigerians In India, An Apostle

Nah so proud of @TheNakedConvos crew, @GbemiOO @Rhecks @cikk0 and all of you in #OBFW Beautiful finalehttps://t.co/pUqRfJ8NbO — ساحر (@Sirkastiq) April 6, 2017 The Headlines The 13th Plague By Governor Yari Exodus: Special Edition. Nigerians in Diaspora A tale of despair… Entertainment Update: On Drake and Wizkid’s videos And Instagram certificates… Pepsi. An Allegory on…

Rounds Week 12: On Banning Tribal Marks, Banning Laptops, Repealing Obamacare, Appointing Ministers, and more.

*everyone loses their shit* *mad heauxs throwing they underwear on stage* Suicide hotlines in Nigeria pic.twitter.com/R7xBE4xNOZ — Hausa Chocolate (@H_L_MA) March 19, 2017 *** Today we’re gonna tell you about: Dino Melaye Bill Passer and first of his name. Hero, Veteran, Legend.   Nana Akufo-Addo 5th President of the 4th Republic of Ghana. Also an…

Rounds Week 10: On Buhari’s Return, Arsenal’s Arse Whooping, Kemen’s Eviction, Nicki’s Response, and more…

NEW: Watch Episode 7 of Our Best Friend’s Wedding – Safe Space: https://t.co/BOniHzJraY Please watch, comment and share. #OBFW #SafeSpace pic.twitter.com/AIGOJzN2F5 — The Naked Convos (@TheNakedConvos) March 9, 2017 The Headlines Baba Returns Anything can happen. Say what say what? Sai Buhari (Ke)men are scum What happens in the big brother house… Stays in our…