Rounds

Weekly round up of all the major news headlines locally and internationally done with humour and satire.

Rounds Week 6: On Buhari’s Status, Yakubu’s Safe, Ambode’s Danfo, Fashion Police, and more…

Sirkastiq: Good morning people. Terdoo: That’s how they are trying to kill promise on #OBFW Sirkastiq: Promise represents all the drug users out there who are on the grind… Terdoo: Please tell Tula that he better not try anything. Promise is my guy. Sirkastiq: If you have no idea what we’re talking about then that’s…

Rounds Week 5: On TuFace’s Protest, Ibori’s Return, Beyoncé’s Twins, #MuslimBan, and more…

Terdoo: Good morning people! Sirkastiq: Welcome to your favorite section of TNC people… Terdoo: First things first…look at what your President has done. Founding Father and first President of the United States is now equal to the Founding Father and First President of Nigeria. We made it! pic.twitter.com/0XWO8ckI8t — Ikenna απόβρασμα (@FailedRift) January 30, 2017…

Rounds Week 4: On Donald’s Wall, Democracy in Gambia, MMM, Apostle Suleiman, and more.

Terdoo: Good morning good people. Sirkastiq: And thank you for tuning in. Terdoo: Happy belated birthday bro. Sirkastiq: Thank you. Thank you. Much fun. Very bless. Terdoo: We would ask you to send nudes, but we just introduced ourselves yesterday so… Sirkastiq: Send westi instead. Terdoo: You gon drop that account number in the comments,…

Rounds Week 2: On Pastors Resigning, Fake News, German Politics, Virgin Pageants and more.

Terdoo: Good morning people. Sirkastiq: Oh you’re using your government name now? Terdoo: It’s about time. Sirkastiq: Hey did you guys notice our new featured image? Terdoo: Very soon we’ll have our own logo. Sirkastiq: So excited. Terdoo: If you don’t have an in-house illustrator, then get on our level… Sirkastiq: Heaux. Terdoo: Gotta say…

AbOriginal Theatre Presents: “Fractures”

Terdoo: This is the Rounds Crew interrupting your regularly scheduled programming. Sirkastiq: Yeah. This isn’t regularly scheduled, at all. Hello, people. Look who is just closing from work. Terdoo: Shh! *turns to face camera* You’ve heard of Fractures. Right? Sirkastiq: You know; big 3-hour-long  theatre show, showing this weekend, lots of star actresses and actors, lots…

Rounds Week 51: On Unpaid Salaries, Ibori’s Release, Mark’s Jarvis, Kenya’s Corruption, and more.

Terdoh: It’s Christmas you guys!! Sirkastiq: Merry Christmas people! Tula: MERRY CHRISTMAS PEOPLE! Terdoh: We apologize for not bringing you Rounds last week. Sirkastiq: Are you sure they noticed? Terdoh: What?? Sure they did! Don’t get it twisted. People nearly died. Sirkastiq: Right. Terdoh: So we’re gonna try and squeeze in two weeks worth of…

Rounds Week 49: On Yahya Rescinding, Falcons Winning, Ghanaian Embassies, Dettol Pastors and more.

Terdoh: Good morning people! Sirkastiq: It’s almost Christmas. God is good. Terdoh: The tailors really came out this week with the numerous story-telling threads on Twitter. Sirkastiq: But we chose to duck and weave through that shit. Terdoh: This week’s episode is very Africa-centered. Sirkastiq: There’s enough bat-shit crazy going on around our borders apparently.…