The Naked Convos

Have You Met Her?

You might know who I’m talking about.

She believes that a relationship without constant drama isn’t spicy enough. Nothing boosts her blood level like keeping her man on his toes, and not in a good way. She loves to have him grovelling before her, wondering what he has done to her this time. She gets into a relationship with the notion that being in a man’s life is a big favour and a rare privilege for him. This, she never fails to remind him at every chance she gets.

In the heat of passion, she urges him to go for more. She demands harder strokes in between fast, hard gasps. Never mind those screams of orgasm in bed. Yet, she insists that the man benefits most from sexual activity. She believes that her vagina is a gold mine. Despite the mutual pleasure derived from their moments of intimacy; her man must have needed the sex more. So she puts a price tag on her cesspool of infamy. At that moment, her endless needs must be met or she threatens to quit the relationship.

She doesn’t have much going for her; she is vain, vacuous and underachieving. In spite of this, she could end a brother’s life’s with her incessant demands. He might be the average, hard working man but that isn’t good enough for her. She wants to show all her peers what a money bag she’s got. She measures success in terms of posh cars, a luxury apartment, expensive trips and the ability to buy pricey things.

She pushes her man too hard; even if it means pressuring him to dabble in unethical and almost unspeakable things. To her, he is not man enough for her if he is not brave enough to do what others do to make millions – no matter the cost.

She is the type of girl who makes a brother’s soul cry out for freedom!

 

Comments
  • Michael
    Can’t deal with such nonsense. I’ll leave her for my peace of mind
    February 2, 2017
    • Bismark
      True! Life’s too short to endure such emotional torture.
      February 2, 2017
  • Vanessa
    If I were a guy I won’t date such gals, mbanu.
    February 2, 2017
    • Bismark
      *smiles..I’m glad this is coming from a female. Thanks for your input, dear.
      February 2, 2017
  • Victor
    I have met her… and I ran for my life 🙂
    February 2, 2017
    • Bismark
      Hahaha..good move bro.
      February 2, 2017
  • Vanessa
    Lol, u welcome
    February 2, 2017
  • BadmanTimz
    Unfortunately I have met her actually
    February 2, 2017
    • Bismark
      Aww, Lessons learned bro. Makes you wiser.
      February 2, 2017
  • Vanilla
    Lol!
    This just makes me want to write something ……’Have you met Him’
    February 2, 2017
    • Bismark
      hahahaha.. I’ll be waiting
      February 2, 2017
  • Mehn, i dont wish to meet her, but if i fortunately do, she’ll be the one to suffer it cus ‘m = to the task
    February 2, 2017
  • Just like Victor, I’ve met her too. Me, I didn’t even touch breast o, and then she started making incessant demands of this and that. Na so I close the chapter o!
    February 2, 2017
    • Bismark
      lol, baddest! Tarkaa I still dey learn for ya side
      February 2, 2017
    • Victor
      If I hear say I no Suck breast? Omo that was what I made sure I achieved o… My brother u cannor comman loose it all na… I met her, I Suck bress (et all), I Run for my life
      February 2, 2017
  • O'Zilla
    A woman like her should be with a confirm bad boy, bad ass muthafucka to the core. A nigga who would always take her for granted, never giving two fucks about her feelings. No matter how beautiful and well endowed she is, that nigga’s sole purpose is to demoralize her – make her feel worthless, not good enough for him.

    A b*tch like that is definitely gonna ruin a good, hardworking nigga’s life. B*tches like that are attracted to the fast life, flashy life and shit like that and that’s where the real bad as nigga comes in. A smooth muthafucka; sleek with words (all lies)

    February 2, 2017
    • Bismark Ekenedilichukwu Benson
      Oh, well said. This is cool.
      February 2, 2017
  • Sparks & Tingles
    I know this girl. She was my “friend” but we are strangers now, I saw to that.
    February 2, 2017
    • Bismark Ekenedilichukwu Benson
      Way to go!
      February 2, 2017
  • uzoamaka cherryvic
    Ha! Even if she’s crested with gold and diamond allthrough, d chatacter alone already disqualified her. I wont date her one day xtra from d day I discovered her kinda person.
    Bullshit!!!
    February 2, 2017
    • Bismark Ekenedilichukwu Benson
      Preach! Men should take note.
      February 2, 2017
  • C
    This was me months before I met my current man…. sigh not the best of feelings… Im breaking out though slowly but oh surely yes i am.
    February 2, 2017
  • Bismark Ekenedilichukwu Benson
    Way to go bro
    February 2, 2017
  • Princewill
    The moment I discover, hmmm i’ll whisper to my balls, “go back to formation boys” then i’ll scream “Bitch bye”.. I can’t coman die because one gyal want to form EJA NLA for my pocket..
    February 2, 2017
    • Bismark
      Hahahaha! This got me laughing hard. Keeping it real bro!
      February 3, 2017
  • La Kez
    Seriously, I can’t imagine myself in such relationship except am shackled with the pleasures of the intense sex. But I’ll only last in such relationship as long as the sexual pleasure last. Which of course we know it reduces with time for guys, especially with the same girl.
    After that, she won’t remember what my back looks like. Nonesense!
    February 8, 2017
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