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I’m Sorry I Laughed When You Climaxed

Dear New Guy,

I’m sorry I laughed after the first time we had sex. It’s just that I’d never had a guy express his climax with voice, loud enough for me to hear. Without a filter. Without fear of sounding not sexy enough or too much like a weirdo.

Honestly, most guys are silent during the whole thing – the irony of machismo and relating masculinity to sex with such a loud voice and men actually being silent during sex sort of cracks me up.

Your authenticity with me for the first time. It caught me off guard.

See, the sex I’ve had has been rough, dynamic, boring, drunken, obligatory, exciting, unplanned, planned, off the side of the bed, in a hotel room, in my friend’s room, in a car, in a bathroom  and not in a church(yet). The sex I’ve had has not been intimate, emotional, close and uncomfortable with how comfortable we are together.

From the very first time we slept together, we were acting out unspoken thoughts. And so I laughed, because I was pretending we weren’t, and then you came, and you were.

And all I could do was laugh through my realization that we’d both figured it out – that we are in it with each other.

I made you check-in with me at 3 a.m.

“What’s up? I am here. Is that ok? I’ve never been in a relationship, is that ok? I swear it is not because I am weird. OMG YOU LIKE ME!”

So thanks for doing that. And not getting caught up on that fact that I laughed when you came. Because a giggle in a time of passion can mean many things. Maybe you understood what was happening and that is why you let it slide.

Fingers crossed. I hope this works out.



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  • some guys don’t just make sounds, they shiver like they got struck by epilepsy.

    March 18, 2016
    • obema


      March 19, 2016
    • LOST

      Experienced personnel opinion!

      April 5, 2016
  • Ehi

    *strolling by*

    March 18, 2016
  • Snow

    Guys dont make sound. I believe with good reason. The day i tried that “sound” business. I decided it wasn’t for me. I sounded alien.
    Now I prefer to keep quiet, possibly tie my mouth up before i start making sounds like a trampled dog.

    March 18, 2016
    • Tee boy

      “Now I prefer to keep quiet, possibly tie my mouth up before i start making sounds like a trampled dog”
      Now that cracked me up…lol
      As for me, no sounds…just a long sigh.

      March 18, 2016
    • Lee

      Omg! Lmao! ????????????

      March 18, 2016
  • Kathyesan

    Haha, what would you have done if he had made faces like he just tasted bitterleaf. Some even cry. See ehn, he should be grateful he was just loud.

    March 18, 2016
    • Niyi

      Yea right! ????????????

      Posted from TNC Mobile

      March 22, 2016
  • Lol!
    You guys, i’m not against the sounds the guy makes. I think it’s really magical when you can draw out that sound from your partner. And the fact that, the guy allowed himself to be vulnerable. That’s a miracle!

    March 18, 2016
  • Phone Borrower

    Great,just great!

    March 18, 2016
  • Jade

    I like it when a guy makes sounds though, moaning turns me on like turning a tap on. I love it more when he groans loudly when coming or grips me and hugs me tightly. the scariest cuming i ever witnessed was when the guy’s eyes rolled back in his head and he started jerking and i thought he was about to die

    March 18, 2016
    • Niyi

      Jerking like he was about to die? Convulsion moment ????????????

      Posted from TNC Mobile

      March 22, 2016
    • Mmiriattata

      I hope you resuscitate him back quickly before he put you into trouble. Funny though.

      July 2, 2016
  • Drizzle

    Only sound i wanna hear is her moan..My legs just sort of vibrate a little when bussin’ the nut and that’s it!

    March 18, 2016
  • Tosbabe

    Lool.. I don’t think a guy making a sound is worse than him crying. I have met a guy who cried

    March 18, 2016
    • Ridwan

      I feel making the guy cry is the peak of climax…his MuMu setting has been activated..

      March 19, 2016
  • freakyhijabite

    “I like it when a guy makes sounds though, moaning turns me on like turning a tap on. I love it more when he groans loudly when coming or grips me and hugs me tightly”.
    This right here @jade is so me. I’ll take a screaming, griping, crying man any day over a silent brother. To get me to that point if eye-ball-rolling to the back of my head, my man has got to show me I’m woman enough to bring out the beast in him. I really get turned off when i’m making do much effort and the NIGGA’s just lying there like a porcelain doll.

    March 18, 2016
  • Lauretta O.

    *grabbing popcorn and maltina*

    March 18, 2016
  • G B

    I was told by some chick I was seeing some time ago that the sounds I thought were a sign of passion were creeping her out. And she was far from silent, the hypocrite! I’ve been silent ever since, sha.

    Who am I kidding? I’ve been silent because I’m in the longest dry spell ever. 🙁

    March 18, 2016
    • Predestined

      Thank you G B for your candor. ????

      March 19, 2016
      • Cavey

        Thank you for your candor ????

        March 19, 2016
  • Oyinkan

    I LOVED THIS! You just entered my list of most liked writers. The silent guys are so annoying. now make you scared to moan.


    March 19, 2016
    • Lipglossmaffia

      Yaaaay me!!!!!!!

      Posted from TNC Mobile

      March 21, 2016
  • Cavey

    Am I the only one that sees the beauty in this piece???!!! The honesty?! The shy uncertainty?! The hope in her words?!
    I wonder if this is why I’ve been tagged as TNC’s Romeo ????

    March 19, 2016
    • KVNX

      You’re not alone bruh. With more words it would be in the same category with your first piece here, instant classic one.

      March 20, 2016
  • S


    i LOVE thiS posT!

    First off, i’d like to say that guys who are silent during sexy time don’t deserve any love,NONE!

    aND, I reAllY hope it WorKS OUt Too!!!!

    March 20, 2016
    • Lipglossmaffia

      Thank you S! I hope it does too.
      Fingers crossed!

      Posted from TNC Mobile

      March 21, 2016
  • woow! TNC yall re amazing nd I soooO love dis post

    March 21, 2016
  • Sir Huy The Last Templer

    This is a good piece….

    March 22, 2016
  • Moteel

    And yeah… There was this guy that started speaking in tongues when he climaxed.

    April 3, 2016
  • A.J

    Question: Ladies, Is moaning the F*** word offensive?

    August 17, 2016
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