In my next life I want to be Erykah Badu
This wasn’t supposed to happen. She wasn’t supposed to find out. This isn’t my first rodeo; I’ve had several affairs with married men in the past, and never before have we been found out. We cover our tracks carefully. We regularly delete our chat history, we are highly professional in public, we don’t meet in bars or hotels.
* Disclaimer: This is a fictionalised retelling. Any resemblance to actual people and circumstances is…