Tag: Boko Haram

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Previous Episode – Episode 1. Click here to read. I had recovered from the somewhat excruciating pain that I felt in my left eye which was an effect from the collision of the bullet and the wall. I escaped blindness. In confusion, many thoughts had run through my head. What if my house was blown…

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I lay on the bed awake staring at the ceiling. It was so quiet that the sound from the intermittent ticking of the clock hands could be detected by the sound recorder hung on the wall. The room was also very dark except for the faint rays of moonlight piercing through my gold and blue…

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Picture this. It’s the first Friday of the month and, as usual, there’s mad traffic across Lagos. Humans stream out of BRTs at Ikorodu Bus Park, as pews get filled by religious faithfuls in camps from Berger to Mowe. Colleagues chill  in clubs, waiting out traffic as their office assistants and tea girls snack on…

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Terdoh: Buhari. Wyd?? Sirkastiq: LMAO! No…whaYOUdoing??? No good morning? Ahn ahn? You know better. Terdoh: *deep sigh* Good morning folks. Sirkastiq: Smh. Evidence that you have no respect for your people. Terdoh: Ah well, I could be President. Sirkastiq: As if the world has not heard enough outlandish shit from would-be presidents. Terdoh: Looking your…

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Terdoh: Yo! Good morning people! Sirkastiq: It’s a beautiful day to read Rounds, don’t you think? Terdoh: It’s always a beautiful day at TNC. Sirkastiq: Ayy, Thank you Frank Ocean… Terdoh: I’m not really loving Blonde so far. Sirkastiq: It’s Blond. Terdoh: It’s bland. Sirkastiq: It’s Frank. You need at least 5 listens. Terdoh: Who…

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A child was born on the 28th of March 2015. When he was 3 months old, the mother complained that her child is not showing any sign of growth. He weighed 2.9kg the day he was born but three months later, he had dropped to 2.0kg. The mother was asked not to worry. It will…

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Terdoh: Good morning people. Sirkastiq: Sorry we’re late. Terdoh: There was traffic. Sirkastiq: Online traffic huh? Couldn’t think of a better excuse for the people? Terdoh: Well, after last week’s post there WAS traffic. Sirkastiq: Fair point. Terdoh: We now return to our regular scheduled boring programming. Sirkastiq: Keeping up that tempo we built last…

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Terdoh: Good morning people. Sirkastiq: It’s evening. Terdoh: What if I read this on a Sunday morning? Or on a Monday morning at work? Sirkastiq: It was put up on a Saturday evening. Terdoh: Doesn’t matter. You’re just mad cos you only scored one goal at the TPL. Sirkastiq: What has that got to do…

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Terdoh: What’s happening people? Sirkastiq: We have good news and bad news. Debloww: Basically, we have news. Terdoh: That’s kinda what we do here see? Sirkastiq: Our news items today are actually off the chain, I mean, we’re just trying to lay off the serious issues for this edition. Terdoh: Or you were really too…

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Terdoh: Welcome, earthlings and heavenlings, to your favourite section on The Naked Convos. Sirkastiq: Getting our male chicken on huh? Terdoh: If you meant cocky, I hope you know you have a problem. Sirkastiq: I’ll prove I’m not the one with the problem. What goes up and doesn’t come down? Terdoh: Body count? Sirkastiq: Uhm……

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Sirkastiq: Good evening guys. Terdoh: Ladies, gentlemen, and people of the press. Welcome to another edition of Rounds… Sirkastiq: Err dude, we kind of are the people of the press… Terdoh: Getting tired of your shit Sirkastiq… Sirkastiq: I was just saying. You know… Terdoh: Stop making me look stupid and read the news. Sirkastiq:…

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In recent times the media has been rife with stories clamouring for amnesty for the dreaded boko haram sect, an offer that has been totally rejected with leaders of the group claiming ignorance of any wrong doing and in a rather curious twist alleging that it is the Federal Government that deserves pardon from them,…

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Good evening people of the interwe… You know, I’m taking it personal. Every week here I greet you people and nobody responds. No greeting for you today. Too late ba? We’ll see next week. Mschewww! The Headlines… –          Boko Haram offers Buhari speaker position. Buhari declines. –          Obama wins; Cries during speech; Still a real…