The concept of FREE

I visited my girlfriend the other day – actually, my soon-to-be fiance (shhhh). It was a lonely Saturday afternoon and after we chatted a bit, that usual one thing led to the usual other thing, and as we began an intense make-out session. Moments after, her blackberry began buzzing – gaddem thing. She usually wouldn’t,…

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I visited my girlfriend the other day – actually, my soon-to-be fiance (shhhh). It was a lonely Saturday afternoon and after we chatted a bit, that usual one thing led to the usual other thing, and as we began an intense make-out session. Moments after, her blackberry began buzzing – gaddem thing. She usually wouldn’t, but she timed out of my hold and after she checked it, she smiled at me in that “you know it’s going to be good so better wait” way. Sheeeesh.

The interruption came from her friend who was at the door. She had called earlier and said she could be in the neighbourhood and would probably stop by. My girlfriend’s place is pretty choked up so her friend(s), yes, they turned out to be two, made their way into her small room to join us. One I had met before, the other, I’d only heard of. They both pulled up chairs and sat opposite the couch I and my girlfriend sat on with a little coffee table in-between us.

We all got talking and as the conversation went on, I kept noticing the friend I had just met stealing glances at me. Yeah she was good looking all right. Average T and F but A, very on point (TF(or)A Post) all in all, definitely nowhere near my gurl. To cut things short, as the conversation went on, I felt toes tapping on mine beneath the coffee table. I didn’t need to confirm whose they were. It was play time and I was invited. It was amazing how we both managed to carry on two different conversations unnoticed even as we kept talking with our toes no footsie.

The visitors soon left leaving me and my gurl to continue where we had left off. A few days later after sourcing help from a few social networking sites, I walked into a hotel room to meet the friend I met over the weekend completely naked lying on a bed. We handled our business and as I walked back to my car, my phone rang. It was that special ringtone. I picked up and responded to her beautiful voice: “Hey babe, I’m on my way, my boss just kept me back a bit longer than I expected”.

This is what I call the concept of FREE. Very few men will turn down a freebie well, except me, or Owen Wilson from the movie Hall Pass especially when they are not legally bound. For the guys reading this, maybe you can further explain this concept especially if you’re the type who’ll say no (*cough). As for the ladies, what are your thoughts on the gurlfriends’ friend? Raging hoemometer or just a one time thing? Use the comment box, speak your mind and if you like what you’ve read, please subscribe. Cheers.

Responses

  1. UncleJevi
    99.9% of us would gladly oblige and that's why we cheat. Remember those cereals we nudged at mommy to buy? Yea, the one with the "FREE toy inside". Yes that one!
  2. StephanieIj
    Ok speaking from the point of view of raging hoemeter, who I'm sure is single:

    She knows she can get it from whosoever she chooses and whenever she wants it even from you the so called "soon-to-be-engaged-trifling-cheating-son-of-a-b*tch. Kmt…

    Ok she's a dis-loyal friend yo…I'm sure she didn't mean any harm. *skips away*

  3. omo
    I still cant understand how "toh-toh itches some babes sha..as in i dont get it! Well i thnk for the fact that they met and bam she was already lying down naked..it might just be a one-time thing. For the guy..well a guy wld always be a guy! Only few wldnt say 0.00001-NEVER% wld say no and they must have experienced what or somin close to saul experienced in damascus! But if im the soon-to-be fiance, i'd ex them both bcus d guy wld still rape my baby sista! Guys are the real bitches tho! #shikena
    1. @Lagoshunter
      I am guy who cheats (I'm sure you know this cos you already follow me on Twitter…) and I can authoritatively tell you a lot of guys don't cheat. And I mean a lot, it's probably a 60:40 ratio
      1. omo
        Hian! Mr tools!! I dont believe that 50:50 ratio joor!! Lailai! Accepted not all men cheat at least my future husband wont (AMIN JESU!!) But on the ex-ing issue..they both gasto bounce! Just a tickle under the table and ur willy is running senseless!! Na magic toes???A guy who sleeps with his babes frnd is..well..he just deserves to die by quatering and boiling!!
  4. The Capoeira Panda
    Lol MsJulz. Everyone gets freebies. Maybe you just don't see em when they show up. Personally, I've turned down a freebie (I say 'a" cos I've not been in a lot of legal relatioships.) But I think I'd turn it down. I don't do relationships unless it's a girl I respect. And I won't cheat on someone I respect.
    However, I know its not easy. And sometimes refusing is not a small something. Especially if the babe is a hot tamale something. When there's not much chance of getting caught, why not? I mean, variety is the spice of life. I have a friend who's sex life was going horribly with his girl (now fiance), until he started getting "freebies" again… so how do we explain that kinda thing?
    ah well…
    1. olawunmie
      riiiite, so soon as he started getting freebies, his sex life wiv his girlfriend improved?? *rolling my eyes*
      See, the lady is either terrible in bed, or he feels somehow legitimised by the fact that he's having two girls at once, thus helping his ego/dick rise. Guy is weak. That aint a man.
      1. omo
        Since the freebies are helping him so much, if he really loves his babe, he should also advice her to get freebies so their sex life would be great together! Abi no be so?
  5. bukiola
    Lmao Owen Wilson….i cursed him for turning down such freebie…..d guy shd go ahead wt d freebie but he shd rem the 11th commandment…..'thou shal not b caught' …….#shikena!
  6. n
    Lol… That friend ehn! May she use peppery water to wash her thing! Or may she receive head after he has eaten hot suya… But rily tho, I am one of those girls with the mentality that all guys cheat… What makes it ok is how he goes about it… If he takes the trouble to keep you from finding out and does not embarass you in such a way that you can't show your face in public then….
    But if he does otherwise…
    1. bukiola
      i fink we need to work on that mentality of 'all men cheat'….not all my dear….there are still some who dont…….lets jst pray we'l b among d lucky ones to hook up d very few and we ve got to walk d walk too to ensure he eats only from 'OUR' pots!
    2. @Lagoshunter
      Which rule book says she has done something wrong? By whose rules are you judging her? Yours or hers? If it's yours, then I doubt if it will make a dent in her swag.

      I have NEVER been faithful in my life and I am married as well,I'm not gloating just stating a fact. And I guess that makes me a low life, retard and an asshole all rolled into one & I'm gonna burn in a special hell fire……..

      1. @Lagoshunter
        hahahaha, i have seen you hand on twitter….but I digress.

        Do I/Should I apologize for talking about the elephant in the room the exact way I see it?

        I know folks judge me but then again isn't because I am talking about it?

        For you folks (especially girls) believing in the fantasy that your partner won't/doesn't cheat, well let me ask you something………Tiger Wood's ex got $750m, what are you gonna get when your worst nightmare becomes a reality? Kleenex?

    1. The Capoeira Panda
      True. But sha sha. 🙂
      And as for the whole, all men cheat stereotypical crap, I think the major reason it's so big an issue, is that there's more women in the world than men. So the case is more pronounced. I mean, it's women we cheat with ne cest pas? And a woman that would creep with a guy that's in a relationship, will also cheat on her boyfriend. Fact. http://thecapoeirapanda.blogspot.com/2011/03/all-
      I wrote that yesterday on the issue of this losing stereotype attitude we seem to have.
  7. @Lagoshunter
    Toolsman, oya chop knuckle!!! I would love to favorite this post.

    I let me start with your experience, I think you were the hunted not the hunter in this case, hence in my opinion it is debatable if the sex was actually 'free' from your perspective. I'd say it's one feather to her cap not yours.

    I know girls enjoy/and take 'a no strings attached' opportunity to shag when a guy presents it,however most our girls have been 'culturized' into being afraid of being called sluts and the fear of being found out by their legitimate partners.

    I do no think your free shag partner is/was a slut, I'd rather describe her as being sexually independent and confident enough to know what she wants (even if its another girl's guy) and goes for it. Two thumbs up for her.

    On the issue of 'FREE', I think everybody (guys/girls) love freebies but only if it doesn't come TOO easy.

    Yes,guys do turn 'free sex' quite often. Being a self professed man whore, I still find myself turning down free sex if I consider it too easy.
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    1. thetoolsman
      Knucku chopped.. Nice comment as always… Lmao sexually independent ( I thought I was the only one who said that)… Anyways thanks for bringing up the point on girls being "Too Free" cause a lot of women do not believe this. Most believe the male schlung is programmed in such a way that it can't resist a pum-pum. This notion has got to change
  8. olawunmie
    I don't think all men cheat, I think everyone, man or woman, has the capability in them to cheat (ppl that say they don't haven't met the situation). What stops a person from cheating is the respect they have for their partner like Panda said and their control over their dick/toto.
    There's a reason I have very few friends, lots of acquaintances, few friends. I can bet my life on the fact that unless raped, my friends wldnt do this to me. Ppl shd learn to differentiate.
    In my view, the lady isn't a friend, and the guy prioritises his dick over his relationship.
    Besides, things like this never die, it will always come back to bite sum1 in the ass. Be faithful or dont be in the relationship, its nt that hard.
    1. @Lagoshunter
      It is fallacious to believe that one shouldn't be in a relationship if they can't be faithful. Sex isn't the only component in a relationship. And there is a clear difference between promiscuity and infidelity.

      It is a general fallacy to believe that a person always has a role to play in their partner's infidelity. I'm a serial cheat, I have been one all my life and through all my relationships, it never had anything to do with my girlfriend/wife and I respected them enough such that I have never been accused or my faithfullness been questioned.

      Damn! Tiger Woods was a near perfect example, until he became careless….

      1. olawunmie
        so basically ur definition of faithfulness and respect is cheat but dont get caught? really??
        Ok, clearly thats your lifestyle choice, and far be it for me to tell you to do or be any other way, but in my opinion, sex, whilst nt being the only component in a relationship, is a very important one capable of breaking the relationship, and because of that should remain exclusive to the couple
        Regarding promiscuity vs infidelity, humans are very very smart, we see temptation coming miles away, we just like to flirt with it a little bit and tell ourselves we'll get out the way when it gets too close. When it does get close and we fail to stop it, we then claim it was a one time thing, a mistake, that excuse is for the infidels. The promiscuous ones just choose to take what they want and not care about the consequences, thats greedy.
  9. dammydiva
    *sigh* I wish the guy didn't, if it was a random babe, fine but not his soon to b fiancee's friend na…bt since he did, it should just be a one time thing, nobody has to know…as for dt bitch(excuse my language) , she shouldn't b called a friend, and her 'thing' would soo rot…
    Anyway, guys would get tempted once in a while if not often, but u guys shldnt accept all freebies. 'Awoof dey run belle o' lol
      1. omo
        Well this question is valid and yes, not so valid. Why? Because not everything is black and white! The sins are the same, but the way we humans wld recat with it is different. Btw stealing and killing, which is the better evil? They are both 'evils' but one is more tolerable than the other. With a random babe, u deal with only ur man's betrayal, but with ur "friend" u deal with both and with time you start questioning ur judgement on choosing frnds nd bf! The hurt is more!
    1. 'il Cicero&#039
      betrayal??? there's nothing like that, really! i think it wld even be better if he can introduce his gf, 'soon to-be fiancee' to such escapades as a participant or bystander… anyone thinking a 'menage-a-trois'? spread the freebies, bruv!
  10. thumbwrita
    trust me wen I say dat u have bin seeion ENUF potential "freebies" mayb u r not jst looking! *running unda d table* ehen… For d gf frnd men jst her a good tick like she submmited her score sheet! (NIKE.. Jst do it) and blank as long as she dsnt leak eritin stays sealed!
  11. not_an_angel
    The Friend is a 'hoe' and the needle against her name on d hoemometer is at 100hm!… That's just skanky. That being said, it would have been nice though to say no to the freebie, if for nothing but the fact that she's ur soon-to-be fiancee's friend. Do your 'thing' far away from her, plus learn to say no seeing as u intend to be engaged soon. 🙂
  12. dammydiva
    n tools… It wud v been better..nt sayin it wudnt v bn wrong..it just hurts more if u find out ur friend is sleepin wit ur guy/babe ….
  13. Gbemi
    Men & Women cheat. Sh*t happens. Is the girlfriends friend a hoe? Not necessarily. She's not a good friend though.
    As for the dude, even if he HAD to cheat, he should have gone far away not someone in his gf's circle of friends.
    Cheating is wrong regardless.
  14. Qtie
    Psychologically, yes, cuz d girl will b disappointed, heartbroken, hurt in two pple she tot she cud actually trust n tot had her back…..if it was a random babe, yes she'll b hurt bt not as mch.
  15. not_an_angel
    Its amazing how a lot of things have become widely accepted and even admired. Call me whatever but I would never understand a 'sexually-independent' girl. Where'd y'all get that from?? These things are wrong, morally, spiritually, 'scripturally'. Yes we all do it bt that don't make it ok. Learn restraint, and faithfulness, it helps even outside the realms of d relationship. Don't ask me where. Lol. Its just like saying, I cheat on my girlfriend but I'm a honest person. No you're not!
  16. 'il Cicero&#039
    hey guys…it's never about the ego or in d conquest…

    God, who created all things 'natural', attached a free tag to it… it is our greed that has made us restrict access to freebies in the name of 'comportment', 'loyalty', '' etc….

    She came looking for a free'D' and he found a free 'TT' in the craziest of places!! why should we get agitated…

  17. dammydiva
    Err cicero , he's D wasn't free..he has a babe who happens to b her friend,she shld v given her free TT to a rily free D…
    1. 'il Cicero&#039
      , permit me to disagree… who gives us the right to define what free is and what it isn't… despite his obviously well occupied schedule with his gf soon-to-be-fiancee, he found out he still had some spare time to offer the lady a freebie… why shouldn't he help a sister out? why shouldn't he take a hold of opportunities that come his way??

      do they have a contractual agreeement preventing the each other from engaging in 'free' and 'other' activities??? make i no vex ooooo…. lol

  18. Tola Soy
    Haha! Dis is hilarious. But jst a cliche hollywood type movie. Except d guy is married, no guy wld turn a freebie down but der is nothin like a free lunch so till dey get caught sha. Girls get their own freebies too n dey might turn it down tho.
  19. deetee
    D blame sudnt b on d gal ..d guy cudnt resist evn an ounce of temptation, wot a shame! And not all men cheat…evntho I v bin lied to & cheated on by sum1 I felt wudnt touch a gal oda than me wv a 100m long pole, y? Cos I thot he was too spriitually grounded 4 such. But I still wna bliv not all men cheat. So I agree wv tools its 50:50.
  20. 2ndelawal
    All men don't cheat. I speak on behalf of myself & a few friends. Not playing down the fact that a lot of men & women cheat. This post is a story of man that can cheat & a girl with good taste that doesn't really care about her supposed friend. Sh!t happens…
    Secrecy is key. But if she ever gets to know, decision should be carefully made. Because her next guy might be 1 dat can impreggy her sibling.
  21. zany
    From a guys point of view:

    Well in kanye's words "if u chase d pussy its a sin but if it falls on your lap its a blessing". If he had turned her down imagine the damage it would have done to her self esteem……she was already lying naked there. In his defense he was doing it to save her from a complex. 😀

    The girl is still a bitch tho……..I'm sure her friend must ve bin giving her details of how good her man is in bed and she wanted to experience sm of his goodies.

    From a girls point of view:

    Do you know how many guys offer us sex on d regular?? Please he has no excuse for not walking away. Its bad enuf you were playing footsie when she was there, you still went ahead to look her up on d internet. She's definitely not a friend and you for hitting that deserve the probation zone….

    P.s imo, not all guys cheat……it might be a small ratio but still, not all.

  22. kactuskay
    Not all men/women cheat. Freebies are good, you don't have to work hard for it so why turn down a good sex? Especially if its with a hot lady. Cheating isn't good but who are we kidding here if we say we haven't cheated before or even thought about cheating. Life is unfair and sex is a vital part of any relationship and if you are not getting it on a regular with her then well you know what to do…*masturbate or get a freebie (sarewa). I'll get a freebie, works better. (No one is perfect)
  23. Yasminn
    Well, this is 2011 and women can do anything they want. Other than the cheater's girlfriend (who might never find out), nobody cld get hurt here.
    Its win-win. No victim. Yes, the girl was a bitch but mehhn, she's single and could get it from anyone anywhere, on whatever circumstances, no strings attached.
    If she's very well detached her emotions, no P. Everybody loves Freebies. I get that.
    But Mister man tho… He should comport himself better next time.
  24. dammydiva
    @kacktusay: from the story, it shows that he ws gettin IT from his babe, so he rily has no excuse, if not gettin IT is is supposed excuse…
    1. @Lagoshunter
      Lack of sex or good sex isn't the reason why we cheat.
      In most cases, I cheat simply because I can. Simple and short. Y'all need to get the notion that it is lack of sex or good sex that would make a guy stick his dick anywhere he fancies……
      1. deetee
        . Is ur wife aware of d fact dt u cheat? Even if she's not atleast show a lil respect and keep some details to urself.
      2. @Lagoshunter
        , and you reached the conclusion that I may not love my wife how? by reading just 3 lines from me on a blog? Oya clap for yourself.

        , it is because I respect my wife that I am discreet & she's never made an accusation.

        Once again, I am not gloating when I talk about my infidelity. I am just that guy who talks about the elephant in the room. I am very very happily married.
        Just as all that glitters isn't gold, also all happily married & loving husbands aren't faithful.

        Dem no dey write am for our faces…….

  25. Sam-Sam
    and thetoolsman
    PEOPLE cheat cos they can. Its not limited to men alone. Its not a trait limited to men alone. It really just boils down to self control. The guy should be "de-fianced" for not knowing how to keep his thing zipped up. And the girl ehn…all I can do is shake my head
  26. Sam-Sam
    and thetoolsman
    PEOPLE cheat cos they can. Its not a trait limited to men alone. It really just boils down to self control.

    As for the post, the guy should be "de-fianced" for not knowing how to keep his thing zipped up. And the girl ehn…all I can do is shake my head

    Ps. Is it me or does someone think tula is the guy in the story?

  27. thetoolsman
    Hey people.. I think I need to state clearly again that didn't write this post… I did. So let's respond to him based on his comments and not on the basis that he wrote the post. Thanks.
    1. @Lagoshunter
      I am and I didn't write this post.

      This is a well written post which creates only two sides _ the hedonists(sexually independent) and the puritans (sexually conservative)

      Two thumbs up at Toolsman for do it again.

      1. @Lagoshunter
        *Correcting a rare moment of spellcheck

        I am and I didn’t write this post.

        This is a well written post which creates only two sides _ the hedonists(sexually independent) and the puritans (sexually conservative)

        Two thumbs up at Toolsman for doing* it again.

  28. Mbytes
    Hahaha
    aba aha, but smh at the guy who says he cheats cos he can… That's like saying I can kill someone and hide the body cos I can…. Not trying to proselytize but if we did everything we could this world would be useless… Anyhowswers ( yeah I said it) , whats the moral of the story? We can blame the whore of a friend, or we can blame you… Doesn't change the fact that your fiancee deserves better than you and the silly twat… Actually come to think about it, you both deserve each other… Let's see how that marriage would turn out…. Maybe y'all can keep cheating on each other to see who's better at covering things up…. Still a waste of time though IMO…..
  29. 'il Cicero&#039
    y r ppl annoyeding… especially d ladies… …. selfishness and greed is what brings about complete 'capitalism' and 'closed source systems'… even though we know that 'open-source systems', 'cloud computing' and 'sharing' is best for the world
  30. creamandcoffee
    Tools I am so confused
    so you cheated on your girl with her friend?
    what exactly are you asking us? :s
    if the friend is a hoe? because she slept with you?
    what about you? are you not also a hoe? not to mention trifling and low down?
  31. radeyo
    I know this is a lil tardy but I'll still drop it anyway.

    Not all men cheat but they are all capable of cheating… and more liable to meet cheating situations… and are very vulnerable too…
    Paradoxically, ALL MEN (CAN) cheat

    I'm sure there is that very standard cheating scenario that if all men are faced with it they will give in to the offer.

    I dont believe even the most principled man will turn down a babe's FREE offer after he has done all the feasibility studies of awry consequences that may follow, and seen that there is absolutely no way he's getting caught. Except Jesus sha.

    So for all u guys out there that believe that it's not ALL men that cheat, then I think u've just not experienced the right (or 'wrong' in good moral terms) kinda temptation …… And maybe ensuing consequences of the act may have appeared too risky and u're too careful for such.

    By the way, every girlfriend is a soon-to-be-fianced potential na, or do u mean soon-to-be-wedded (already fianced)? because I just see it as u cheated on ur gf and I'm sure a million guys are doing that ryt now as I am typing this comment.

    Nice post.

  32. KofoSwaggnificent
    Aaahhh the classic case…

    Well I don't believe in cheating.if I'm with a girl I cannot stay faithful to then there's no point staying.

    Def the guy has a case to answer but let me ask this; why would u bring a girl u knw is dodgy around your man?that's like sellin choc cake opposite the gym.fucked up and unfair.
    if u didn't know that she's dodgy how can u call her your friend?I hav a friend dat refused to let her girl meet her man.not because she didn't trust him but as they say,"soup wey u no go chop,u no go taste am"

  33. Domina
    smh. Lagos hunter is feeling really proud of himself. First i think he's just being loud and obnoxious and might not even have a gf talk less of having a wife he can cheat on…. He is most likely some dead guy with a bb who has notin to do all day than to post crappy comments on blog posts.

    Now if he actually has a wife and unrepentantly does all this crap he keeps boasting about then i personally think he is living a sad life… very sad life indeed.

    As for the post , all i can say is every right thinking person knows what is right and but some ppl choose to do the wrong thing all in d name of excitement. well its a free world and i believe what goes around comes around and there are consequences for every action..

  34. vanity
    Lh has a wife, a son and 1-3 gfs that I know of. You say his life is sad, he might think your life is sad, its all a matter of perception really.

    Back to post, both girl and bf are low down and dirty. You shouldn't do that your friend and the guy shouldn't do that to his fiance who he admittedly say is hotter than friend. My thing in life is risk. Decide what the risk is and this is the same thing I say to LH (lagos hunter), in the end if your spouse finds out and leaves you would it have been worth it? I believe in karma

    And I don't believe in this "Boys will be boys" and "All men will cheat". That is bullshit.

    I've cheated on a lot of people and its usually always people that I'm certain if they found out it wouldn't matter too much. So that's the thing.

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