Woman is amazing, every man deserves one or two or three or four or more?
Woman is responsible for a lot of wrongs done to her.
If woman goes out on her street to buy something at night and she gets raped, it is woman’s fault, why go out at night without an escort? If woman goes to a party and gets raped, it is woman’s fault, what was she doing at a party? If girl visits her boyfriend and she gets raped, it is girl’s fault, she must have wanted it if not why visit your boyfriend or why have a boyfriend at all?
If woman gets beaten by her husband, she must have done something to annoy him. If woman gets cheated on, woman should not leave, because woman cannot simply abandon the greatest thing in her life because of infidelity-because of something normal and expected from man. Never mind that man is the infidel.
Woman can be fat, as long as partner approves, if not, woman better lose weight, fast. Even when partner himself harbours a pot belly that he is not working towards slimming down, he still has a say.
Woman should not get a doctorate degree if her partner is an HND holder, woman will emasculate him and be less marriageable. If woman (married) wants to get a job or wants to go to school, she needs permission because woman has to be allowed before she can be herself. Woman should not aspire to be a president, if not what will husband be? Woman should not be in a position higher than husband’s.
Man does not like it when woman is too ambitious, so man may not marry woman and woman will be forever sad and lonely and have a terrible life. Woman says yinmu, marriage is not the sole determiner of happiness.
Woman goes to the store to buy sanitary pad, she asks for a thicker black nylon, hide it girl! Don’t show the world your shame.
Woman hangs her underwear outside, man tells her to hang it in her room, does she not know that this could arose him? And if he does things to her, she would cry rape.
Woman gets back from work, tired and hungry. Man has been in the house playing pro evolution soccer. Man tells woman I am hungry, cook for me. Yes, woman is woman, she has extra batteries.
Woman, from that her unhealing wound, in pain and discomfort, reaching her elastic limit, brings forth life, but woman’s life does not belong to her.
Woman is temptress. Her legs, her waist, her lips, her smile, her breasts, her eyes, they call on to man-take me! They call on to savages-rob me! They say to intruders-I am yours for the taking. After all you are woman, what is yours is not really yours.
Woman says no! I am much more than an appendage. I am a full human being. Woman is tagged a feminist (not as a compliment). Woman wonders why she needs a title or a movement to tell the world she is a human being.
Happy women’s day.