10 Signs That Prove Your Man Is A Fuckboy

Dating a fuckboy is so agonisingly depressing that you wouldn’t even wish that to happen to your worst enemy. It is never a nice experience. But you know we’ve got you covered. Today we’ll be looking at a few telltale signs that prove your man is a confirmed fuckboy.

1. He tries to control every move you make

Before you move an inch, you must inform him. Before you make any career decision, he must give his stamp of approval.

TNC / Via KnowYourMeme

TNC / Via KnowYourMeme

Oshey, DSTV decoder! Yet you follow him sheepishly like Abakiliki he-goat being taken to the slaughter on Christmas day.

2. The lies are glaring yet you believe him

Every time he opens mouth, na so so lies dey comot.

TNC / Via YouTube [2nite Entertainment]

TNC / Via YouTube [2nite Entertainment]

Story no dey ever finish for him mouth.

3. He has turned you to a human ATM

Even to buy boxers, singlet or toothbrush, it is you that will provide the money.

TNC / Via YouTube

TNC / Via YouTube

Oshey…Urban and Regional Planner! Estate ko, Property ni. The lie sef no even chop belle full.

4. He makes your life revolve around him

Every time, he is always talking about himself: his wristwatch, his new whip, his new this and that. It is never about you.

TNC / Via YouTube [Goretti Company]

TNC / Via YouTube [Goretti Company]

Even common “Baby, how was your day”, will be turned into  “How was “my” baby’s day?”.

5. He keeps dodging that very important question

It’s been four years, six months, three weeks and five days since you guys started dating.

TNC Gifs / Via YouTube [Bahd Guys Records]

TNC Gifs / Via YouTube [Bahd Guys Records]

Yet, whenever that ‘settling down’ question comes up, he dodges it like Molue driver dodging VIO and LASTMA.

6. He forgets the most important things that matter to you

Special moments in your life are simply alien to him.

TNC / Via YouTube [Bahd Guys Records]

TNC / Via YouTube [Bahd Guys Records]

You will even be lucky if he remembers your period.

7. He makes you to do things you are not comfortable with

It could start with trivial things and gradually escalate to worse things like doing drugs with him or trying out that really awkward and painful sexual position.

TNC / Via YouTube [Bahd Guys Records]

TNC / Via YouTube [Bahd Guys Records]

Relationships are all about listening to each other and making sacrifices. But for a fuckboy, his own relationship is a one-way traffic.

8. Any time you bring up the issue of seeing his mother, he conjures a new lie

More lies to go with the flow.

TNC / Via YouTube [NaijaNinja]

TNC / Via YouTube [NaijaNinja]

Sorry o, do I look like a NIPOSt parcel?

9. He curves you in the presence of other ladies

The curving is very necessary for his career as a fuckboy to flourish. So that you will not come and go and spoil market for him.

TNC / Via YouTube [2nite Entertainment]

TNC / Via YouTube [2nite Entertainment]

But after curving you publicly, he will come back to apologize in secret.

10. Seeing you in public with him na real ‘story for the gods’

If you are waiting for him to showcase you proudly to the world as his ‘Bae Numero Uno’, my sister…you are on a long thing.

TNC / Via YouTube [Effyzie Records]

TNC / Via YouTube [Effyzie Records]

Forget it…it is never gonna happen.

Comments
  • lol…confam!

    September 2, 2016
  • Osasu Elaiho

    Lmao!!! This was so funny on so many levels and yet painfully true.

    September 2, 2016
  • This is so true. Nice list. Also, if he is violent towards you, run away.

    September 2, 2016
  • Lmho! Oshe DSTV decoder! Lmho

    September 2, 2016
    • V oduah

      I swear that part killed me

      September 3, 2016
  • Olushola

    LMAOOOOOOOOO
    Ba’ruu oooooo. Bet why na? Avoiding THE QUESTION kwa, that shouldn’t make one a f-boy biko.

    September 3, 2016
  • Jeanne

    Hahaha!
    ‘You’ll be lucky if he even remembers your period. ‘
    That part got me in stitches. Some girls are suckers for punishment, as I’ve gotten to see. They put up with these and more, from their partners. And what’s so funny, is that a lot of them see these signs and still take the plunge.
    Personally, if a guy comes off to me as arrogant, or an unapologetic show off in any way ; that’s it. We can’t even be friends. Whenever I meet someone new and they’re about to start a litany of their achievements, I always tell them to spare me the details. Let’s get to know each other first, please.
    But these kind of guys; they can’t resist o. It’s my this, my that, yada yada yada. A lot of them in this category are also verbally aggressive, and can gradually become physically aggressive without warning.
    I’ve come across a couple of them. One, an offshore doctor, sent me 56 of his pictures, which included his ‘crip’, hours after we exchanged numbers. Suffice to say that they was nothing to talk about after that. * rme *

    September 3, 2016
    • 56 pictures O_O

      September 7, 2016
      • Jeanne

        Hahaha!

        Yeah. Weird but true.

        September 8, 2016
  • B

    Lol!!!! Hmmmm… Noted.

    September 5, 2016
  • Toni

    It’s the pictures that had me rolling… lol

    You’re crazy dude!

    Plus, the picture of that girl in blue… she just looks “one kind”
    Like she has something wrong going on in her mind as she’s looking at you
    I dunno sha. . . Just my thinking

    September 5, 2016
  • lol it is a very big wawuuuu! God please deliver us

    September 7, 2016
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