Dating a fuckboy is so agonisingly depressing that you wouldn’t even wish that to happen to your worst enemy. It is never a nice experience. But you know we’ve got you covered. Today we’ll be looking at a few telltale signs that prove your man is a confirmed fuckboy.
1. He tries to control every move you make
Before you move an inch, you must inform him. Before you make any career decision, he must give his stamp of approval.
Oshey, DSTV decoder! Yet you follow him sheepishly like Abakiliki he-goat being taken to the slaughter on Christmas day.
2. The lies are glaring yet you believe him
Every time he opens mouth, na so so lies dey comot.Story no dey ever finish for him mouth.
3. He has turned you to a human ATM
Even to buy boxers, singlet or toothbrush, it is you that will provide the money.
Oshey…Urban and Regional Planner! Estate ko, Property ni. The lie sef no even chop belle full.
4. He makes your life revolve around him
Every time, he is always talking about himself: his wristwatch, his new whip, his new this and that. It is never about you.Even common “Baby, how was your day”, will be turned into “How was “my” baby’s day?”.
5. He keeps dodging that very important question
It’s been four years, six months, three weeks and five days since you guys started dating.Yet, whenever that ‘settling down’ question comes up, he dodges it like Molue driver dodging VIO and LASTMA.
6. He forgets the most important things that matter to you
Special moments in your life are simply alien to him.You will even be lucky if he remembers your period.
7. He makes you to do things you are not comfortable with
It could start with trivial things and gradually escalate to worse things like doing drugs with him or trying out that really awkward and painful sexual position.Relationships are all about listening to each other and making sacrifices. But for a fuckboy, his own relationship is a one-way traffic.
8. Any time you bring up the issue of seeing his mother, he conjures a new lie
More lies to go with the flow.Sorry o, do I look like a NIPOSt parcel?
9. He curves you in the presence of other ladies
The curving is very necessary for his career as a fuckboy to flourish. So that you will not come and go and spoil market for him.But after curving you publicly, he will come back to apologize in secret.
10. Seeing you in public with him na real ‘story for the gods’
If you are waiting for him to showcase you proudly to the world as his ‘Bae Numero Uno’, my sister…you are on a long thing.Forget it…it is never gonna happen.