1. You and 17756267909876543284567 people watched how TeyanAss Taylor behaved childish in that video.
2. Your face when you watched the video.
No, No, No…dat canor be the body of a human being jor. She must be a witch!
3. You giving yourself reasons why you are better than her
(Shior! At least, me I’ll still make Heaven.) Under G: Who fitfam don epp?
4. But secretly, you want to look like that. You go to bed that night, fully motivated to embrace the fitness life. And you set a date to start.
Yes, I am ready forreet!
5. The fitness gear you order arrives
Because I cannot come and go and carry last in the fitfam sturv
6. You after checking meal plans on the internet
Two slices of bread, one egg and one tangerine for the whole day? You want me to die before my appointed time? Olorun maje!
7. Your haul of healthy food
I must lose this weight by fire and by force
8. You start calculating calories like
Small plantain = 600 calories; fufu = 800 calories; plate of Asun = 1200 calories. Adonbilivit!
9. What they tell you healthy food looks like
Food that cannot even belle full small pigeon, they are giving me to eat. Eez nor fair o!
10. What you end up making
(Why do bad things happen to good people?)
11. But you eat it up anyway like a G
( vitamin A –Z CHECK, Stomach burner CHECK Total calories is – 0.82 CHECK!)
12. You finally join a gym
(Gonna die on the line)
13. After one day of gym
I cannot go on like this
14. Then after a week, people tell you that you look buffer
15. So you think you are this
Oshey, sexy mamacita!
16. And you leave your house looking like this
Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder jor
17. Tell yourself you have worked so hard for the past one week and reward yourself like this
(Shebi I’ll just jog home)
18. You wake up the next morning to reruns of MTV VMAS
Chai, na me fuck up
19. Lord why me
Fix this Lord Jesus