…But I Want A Baby!

So, here I am. Knocking at the gates of 35. The gates open in a few months, and all I can think is ‘Damn, that’s 5 years to 40!’ Hell of a perspective to look at it from, right? That’s what my sister thought as well, when I stopped her in mid-jubilation as she rejoiced at the fact that there could be a potential birthday celebration in a few months. She still found a way to end the conversation on the subject of cake, but I couldn’t shake off the stupid, oversabi calculator in my head that insisted on reminding me that five years goes by pretty quick.

I’m old enough to know (and accept) that life almost never happens the way we plan; I mean, if life was to follow my blueprint, I wouldn’t even be writing this. But irrespective, I have to say that life has indeed been good to me in a lot of unexpected ways. I’m one of those independent women and I don’t mean that in the almost derogatory way people say it these days. I mean it in the way that I’m not a liability to anyone around me; I always bring something to the table; and I always have a whole lot of value to add to the lives of anyone I have the opportunity to come across. So, yes. I’m a strong, independent woman – a blessing in all ramifications, but if my village people had to be the ones to define it, it would be a curse.

On another hand, I haven’t been very lucky when it comes to men. Maybe I should say I haven’t been very smart; I always seem to pick the wrong guys. And for that reason, I haven’t got marriage on my horizon. Several failed relationships later, I kind of figured it’s not meant to happen, and for the most part, I’ve decided to move on from that. But the one thing I will not give up on is the joy of being a mum. I can’t imagine going through life without a child of my own. Without a husband, I can deal. But childless too? Haba! Who did I offend?

And so I’ve decided that in this modern day and age, where being a single mum is far from unusual and where technological advances have made it possible to have children without coitus, I want to have a baby. Why? Because it doesn’t make any sense to put my life on hold just because there’s no ‘man’. Because it doesn’t make sense to continue to wait in the hopes that “it will happen” (If I was 24, that would be an appropriate sentiment). Because I don’t want to wake up at 40 and wish I had done it sooner. Because I want to be there for my kids in my prime and not ageing. And because I can; I can literally make the plans and get it done.

The problem? Everybody else.

Let’s start with my mum, who by the way insists on looking on my unmarried state like an illness, like something that needs to be helped. Somehow, all my achievements in this life – achievements that I have worked hard for – have been reduced to the singular ‘but’ of the fact that I’m not married. I mentioned to her that I was considering having a baby on my own because I’m getting on in years and I don’t want to leave it too long. She burst into tears and then asked me to go and talk to a priest (we’re catholic), because she didn’t think the Church would baptize a child out of wedlock. I nodded and said ok; of course with no intention to go talk to a priest. But a week later, my mother calls me and says she went to speak to a priest on my behalf. Like really!!! And guess what the priest said – that the Church encourages that children are born out of love between a man and a woman. They would make an exception for an adopted child because that is viewed as a work of charity but that children through other artificial means (That’s how she said it. She couldn’t even say IVF) were frowned upon. Now, I don’t know if my mum just made that up to discourage me from doing something she probably considers disgraceful to her, or if that is really the position of the Church. But I wasn’t really interested in going to find out. In my mind, the Church shouldn’t discriminate. Simple.

Then there’s the bunch of ‘pious’ and/or traditional people who think that it’s not right to go have a baby on my own. “You should do it the right way!” they say. And it makes me wonder who said going through IVF is a wrong way. Their right way is getting married and having a child as a legally (and religiously) bound couple. Otherwise, it’s not a good thing. As if that makes me any less of a mum, or the child any less of a child. My question to them is always “What if I don’t get married? Then I’ll never have kids?” Why should I be punished for a situation that is beyond my control? Of course, their next assumption is that something must be wrong with me, and that’s why I’m not married. “Are you sure you’re not being picky?” they ask. “You can’t get a perfect man o.” As if I didn’t know that already. I don’t expect them to understand really. They probably got married nice and early, and the ones who didn’t get married early still got married sha, at least early enough to have children. So they really cannot understand. They haven’t had to deal with the long term uncertainty of an unmarried and boyfriend-less situation.

Then there are the well-meaning friends/colleagues who are in the single motherhood space, who insist on discouraging me because “It’s not easy.” I’m not a child. I know it can’t be easy. I know the ideal thing is to have the right level of support. But support doesn’t always have to be a man. Support can be my siblings; or my close friends. Support can even be them, these people who already know what it’s like and who can help me avoid some of the pitfalls! But I don’t even understand how they can’t see it that way. Instead they ask me “Who will be the dad? What name will you give the child? You can’t just go off and have a baby on your own!” This is because they didn’t choose their current situation. So they’re judging my decision based on their own experiences. Somehow, it just doesn’t make sense to them that a woman can just choose to go have a baby on her own. “Why are you in a hurry?” one said to me. “You’re young and gorgeous. I’m sure some nice guy will come snap you up soon. Don’t give up on yourself.” I had to ask her why she thought that my wanting to have a baby on my own meant giving up on myself. On the contrary, I am choosing not to give up on myself by making things happen for me because I can – not waiting for someone to come make it happen.

Don’t get me wrong. I am not being naïve and assuming that it will all be peachy. I have not completely ignored the important things – like who will be the father-figure in the child’s life. I don’t want to give the child too much to struggle with, and so it would be good to have someone who would step in now and again to provide some ‘fatherliness’. I know some of you are already saying “Ehen!” probably wanting to ask me why I cannot be both daddy and mummy since I’m insisting on having a child by myself. My options? Phone a friend, who will be happy to play that role without being the biological father of the child. Chances of that happening? 50 – 50. As a last resort, I will have to find a way to manage and get my brothers as involved as possible. Not ideal, but workable. And maybe I’ll have a girl, so I don’t have to worry about having male conversations with a boy.

I am not ignoring the fact that I will have sole responsibility for the child – there won’t be anyone to share the responsibility with, except family and friends who will do as much as they can, but only so much. I can’t ignore the fact that there will be days when I will feel like I really need a partner to share the joys and pains with – the hard days, the fun days, the days when I will wonder why the fuck I chose to do it – someone to plan with, to decide names, to pick schools, to instil discipline and to explain life’s puzzles (at least the ones we have figured out). But it doesn’t change the fact that I want to be a mum. I have everything else working for me – at least the things that really matter, because you might look on the fact that marriage is not ticked, but I only see it as a nice-to-have, not a must-have. Now I just want a baby.

So I’m asking the audience. What would you do if you were in my shoes?

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    Uzzy

    This was well-penned and emotional; I felt it. I am a strongly optimistic person so I can only say it will be fine. You’ll be fine, MissO.

    July 4, 2018
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    nice article and very emotional

    July 4, 2018
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    vanilla

    I’d say …go for it!
    I have 2 friends that just turned 40 and are some 7-8 years ahead of me and i have tried to encourage them to go the IVF way. Although they’re still undecided but seriously considering it. One of them has a mom that is obviously as dramatic as yours and another has said several times that she should have considered it sooner and is wondering if there is any need to still bother cos it may be too late…..yeah, kids by older women i learnt are likely to have health issues like autism..Yes? No?

    You can give 35-36 as the bench mark and then go for it if you hit 37 and are not in the typical marriage setting. i know i would if i get there and still single. This is because, for me, being a mom is the main cake while marriage is the icing on the cake ….but hey!…I don’t mind the plain cake either!

    July 5, 2018
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    Abiola

    This is so emotional MA.. I think you go for it… Life is to short to have so many avoidable regret. Go be happy
    Moreover I also think you should not give up on meeting someone responsible and caring enough to treat you as a queen you are…
    Shalom

    July 6, 2018
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    Ibiela

    Honey I say go for it. I’m approaching the big 30 and really considering having a baby before I get too old. Can’t sit here and be waiting for a man till I become a candidate for high risk pregnancy.

    July 7, 2018
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        Ibiela

        Lol… weren’t we all? I thought I’d be like my mom with 2 kids at 29. Now all I want is my daughter before 35 and I’m done.

        July 10, 2018
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    V

    I think you’ll make a great Mum, you seem responsible, thoughtful and up to the task.

    July 7, 2018
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    Go for it!
    Though I’m a guy, I recently found myself wishing I had a kid already and not just waiting till I was in a typical marriage situation like I’m waiting on. Someone talked about high-risk pregnancy….don’t wait till it gets to that stage

    July 9, 2018
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    Seyi

    My lady please go for it. Some people got kids the ‘normal’ way and lost their spouse early in life, they didn’t return the children because it’s hard to be a single parent. I really applaud and commend you and I’ll like to be a part of your life and help when I can. But we know how life is, that’s is quite unreliable.
    As a writer I’ve thought of having a kid without a spouse and I picked a plan. I personally will not go the IVF method. I’ll pick a guy to have coitus with till I get pregnant. I have a friend that doesn’t want kids so it won’t be hard for him to relinquish all rights. If he doesn’t work out someone else will, last last we will sign a contract.
    So please do you and be happy and not later regret. People will still talk no matter what you do.

    July 11, 2018
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    Lady Macbeth

    Hi miss O, my God is working something great for you, even you would be caught by surprise. Rejoice for the things to come, do not let anyone or anything get at you(and that’s an order)
    God bless you

    July 14, 2018
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    Matthew

    I’m glad i stumbled on this write-up even though i am way behind time, and by that i mean i’m commenting on a 2018 write up in 2019.

    Miss O, i always speak about life from a spiritual point of view, because its no secret that life is spiritual. If we can win in the spirit realm, we can equally win in the physical. I am excited about that fact that you already have some achievements in life, at least that is a sign that God has blessed you. However , He doesn’t just want to stop at that; He wants to give you more.

    I saw all the question you asked . They are all valid questions that any normal human being would, and there’s nothing bad about it . But you see, no man on earth has all the answers in life except Jesus. He has answered tougher questions for other people and we can see this through his word.
    Yes man has a level of wisdom, but the problem with the wisdom of Man is that its so limited, that it can hardly take a man far in life. at some point we need a higher lever of wisdom which only Jesus can provide. Even though i’m not a woman, i can relate well with this write up, having seen many other ladies passing through this stage.

    Only Jesus has the answers to the questions of life. I love the way the psalmist put it in psalm 121:1-2. He (The psalmist) realized that help cannot come from man. He realised how helpless he was and caught a revelation that there was a person who had all the power to help and who was also willing to help. All he had to do was ask.

    Miss O, what i’m saying may sound cliche, but it isn’t. Jesus wants to help you. He wants to give you a home and not just a child, but children all in a biblical way. I have seen raw miracles in my life. i’m a living testimony of the power of Jesus. And He can do even more for you.

    After reading the write up, my spirit remembered Genesis 18:10-12. please read that scripture. It speaks about the efficacy of the promise of God.
    You see it Got to a point that pressure from people close to Abraham drove him to go against the plan of God for his life. But you see, Jesus still remembered him. If there is one thing I can say about Jesus is that He keeps his word.
    I pray for you from my heart, that your faith will not fail, and that God will give you the strength to believe fully his promises for you.
    I want to remind you specially that Jesus has not forgotten you. He said in his word in Isaiah 49:15-16 that he can never forget you.

    You see, the world may change, the world may have a system of doing things, but the word of God never changes. He said in Hebrews 13:8 that “Jesus Christ is the same yesterday, today and forever”. Times may change, but He never changes. The same principles that worked thousands of years ago, can still work if we engage his word.
    As a believer, I will not go with the system of the world in doing things, especially when it’s at parallels with the word of God. But bear in mind that I don’t condemn you for whatever choice you make.
    Having met you before in an FMCG Company, I can say you’re a really lovely lady with a good heart.
    I sincerely pray for you from my heart that God will strengthen you, and provide answers to all the questions you raised, and that he will give you a testimony.
    I will end by saying this to you miss o; God is peaking to my heart that your requests are too small for him. If you stay with him, He will give you more than what you have even dreamt of.
    You may wonder and say but other people who aren’t even close to God seem to have even better things, and i have found myself muttering these same words in my heart in times past. But I will give you the answer God gave me when I once had that thought.
    He dropped these words in my spirit in my spirit; every man has a different destiny and purpose in life. Because of my promise and special plan for you, I have chosen for you to walk this path so that it will be a testimony that others can draw strength from and glorify my name.
    And he further dropped a passage to confirm these words; John 9:1-4.
    Miss O; God has not forgotten you. He loves you even more than you can ever imagine. I again pray for you sincerely from my heart that God will give you a testimony and that your faith will not fail you. Jesus will remember you

    October 29, 2019
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