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Love Will Find You Again

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Victoria came to me yesterday. She said John had taken a walk; he had sought his other rib elsewhere. He wouldn’t come back. She placed her head on my shoulder and choked on tears, fat balls of water sopping down her lids. She looked so dejected, as though it was the end of life. It…

The Colour Of Lagos

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Las-gidi, Eko-Ile, No man’s Land, Africa’s New York; my city has a lot of names. Yaba, Ikorodu, Lekki, Badagry, Ajegunle; my city has a lot of personalities. We see in colour, we dream in colour; our world is a world of vibrant and mad colours. What is the colour of Lagos? I know the colour…

Rounds Week 2: On Pastors Resigning, Fake News, German Politics, Virgin Pageants and more.

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Terdoo: Good morning people. Sirkastiq: Oh you’re using your government name now? Terdoo: It’s about time. Sirkastiq: Hey did you guys notice our new featured image? Terdoo: Very soon we’ll have our own logo. Sirkastiq: So excited. Terdoo: If you don’t have an in-house illustrator, then get on our level… Sirkastiq: Heaux. Terdoo: Gotta say…

I Cheated

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“Let us begin to deal with people in accordance to their fuck up and not on how much good we have ascribed to them on the basis of their gender alone”. I wrote this in my notes a while ago and it resonated with me. As unusual as the quote above may seem, I’m basically…

Who’s Your Daddy?

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For the longest time, I have been fascinated by calling a man who gives a great fuck ‘daddy’. It works remarkably well as an incentive for men, well – some men- to put their back into giving a well deserved orgasm (or several). The thing is, lovers (whether emotionally involved or simply just smashing each…

The Buzz

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Zoe jerked around in her bed as the buzzing continued. Having been thwarted by the disrespectful insect which had tormented her only when she was by herself, Zoe had decided once more to search for it. She needed to put an end to this insolence. Sluggishly getting out of bed, Zoe gently parted her curtains…

AbOriginal Theatre Presents: “Fractures”

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Terdoo: This is the Rounds Crew interrupting your regularly scheduled programming. Sirkastiq: Yeah. This isn’t regularly scheduled, at all. Hello, people. Look who is just closing from work. Terdoo: Shh! *turns to face camera* You’ve heard of Fractures. Right? Sirkastiq: You know; big 3-hour-long  theatre show, showing this weekend, lots of star actresses and actors, lots…