Rounds

Weekly round up of all the major news headlines locally and internationally done with humour and satire.

Rounds Week 10: On Buhari’s Return, Arsenal’s Arse Whooping, Kemen’s Eviction, Nicki’s Response, and more…

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NEW: Watch Episode 7 of Our Best Friend’s Wedding – Safe Space: https://t.co/BOniHzJraY Please watch, comment and share. #OBFW #SafeSpace pic.twitter.com/AIGOJzN2F5 — The Naked Convos (@TheNakedConvos) March 9, 2017 The Headlines Baba Returns Anything can happen. Say what say what? Sai Buhari (Ke)men are scum What happens in the big brother house… Stays in our…

Rounds Week 9: On Kingmaker Ambitions, Sex Ministries, Oscar Awards, and more…

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AMVCA 2017: Fans are unimpressed with Simi’s outfit and believe she needs a new stylist #livebip –https://t.co/ZJBXGMJ9nS pic.twitter.com/PYL4o5dVC3 — victoria chinonso (@vitorious90) March 5, 2017 This look. May it remain all our lives.#Thankful #Blessed #TK17 #CaptionThis pic.twitter.com/o463vcSDEt — ساحر (@Sirkastiq) January 29, 2017 Woke up thankful, then went ahead and married the best girl. ❤️…

Rounds Week 8: On Buhari’s Colon, New Planets, House Letters, Recovered Funds, and more.

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“…In addition to his in-person meetings with the prime ministers of Japan and Canada, the President also recently had phone calls with the presidents of Tunisia, Peru, Nigeria, Colombia and South Africa. Readouts are available on all of those calls.” Watch Episode 5 of Our Best Friend’s Wedding – Retribution.https://t.co/yyusBc8zMq#OBFW pic.twitter.com/TbjNETBvtW — The Naked Convos…

Rounds Week 6: On Buhari’s Status, Yakubu’s Safe, Ambode’s Danfo, Fashion Police, and more…

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Sirkastiq: Good morning people. Terdoo: That’s how they are trying to kill promise on #OBFW Sirkastiq: Promise represents all the drug users out there who are on the grind… Terdoo: Please tell Tula that he better not try anything. Promise is my guy. Sirkastiq: If you have no idea what we’re talking about then that’s…

Rounds Week 5: On TuFace’s Protest, Ibori’s Return, Beyoncé’s Twins, #MuslimBan, and more…

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Terdoo: Good morning people! Sirkastiq: Welcome to your favorite section of TNC people… Terdoo: First things first…look at what your President has done. Founding Father and first President of the United States is now equal to the Founding Father and First President of Nigeria. We made it! pic.twitter.com/0XWO8ckI8t — Ikenna απόβρασμα (@FailedRift) January 30, 2017…

Rounds Week 4: On Donald’s Wall, Democracy in Gambia, MMM, Apostle Suleiman, and more.

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Terdoo: Good morning good people. Sirkastiq: And thank you for tuning in. Terdoo: Happy belated birthday bro. Sirkastiq: Thank you. Thank you. Much fun. Very bless. Terdoo: We would ask you to send nudes, but we just introduced ourselves yesterday so… Sirkastiq: Send westi instead. Terdoo: You gon drop that account number in the comments,…

Rounds Week 2: On Pastors Resigning, Fake News, German Politics, Virgin Pageants and more.

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Terdoo: Good morning people. Sirkastiq: Oh you’re using your government name now? Terdoo: It’s about time. Sirkastiq: Hey did you guys notice our new featured image? Terdoo: Very soon we’ll have our own logo. Sirkastiq: So excited. Terdoo: If you don’t have an in-house illustrator, then get on our level… Sirkastiq: Heaux. Terdoo: Gotta say…

AbOriginal Theatre Presents: “Fractures”

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Terdoo: This is the Rounds Crew interrupting your regularly scheduled programming. Sirkastiq: Yeah. This isn’t regularly scheduled, at all. Hello, people. Look who is just closing from work. Terdoo: Shh! *turns to face camera* You’ve heard of Fractures. Right? Sirkastiq: You know; big 3-hour-long  theatre show, showing this weekend, lots of star actresses and actors, lots…