Rounds

Weekly round up of all the major news headlines locally and internationally done with humour and satire.

Rounds Week 2: On Pastors Resigning, Fake News, German Politics, Virgin Pageants and more.

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Terdoo: Good morning people. Sirkastiq: Oh you’re using your government name now? Terdoo: It’s about time. Sirkastiq: Hey did you guys notice our new featured image? Terdoo: Very soon we’ll have our own logo. Sirkastiq: So excited. Terdoo: If you don’t have an in-house illustrator, then get on our level… Sirkastiq: Heaux. Terdoo: Gotta say…

AbOriginal Theatre Presents: “Fractures”

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Terdoo: This is the Rounds Crew interrupting your regularly scheduled programming. Sirkastiq: Yeah. This isn’t regularly scheduled, at all. Hello, people. Look who is just closing from work. Terdoo: Shh! *turns to face camera* You’ve heard of Fractures. Right? Sirkastiq: You know; big 3-hour-long  theatre show, showing this weekend, lots of star actresses and actors, lots…

Rounds Week 51: On Unpaid Salaries, Ibori’s Release, Mark’s Jarvis, Kenya’s Corruption, and more.

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Terdoh: It’s Christmas you guys!! Sirkastiq: Merry Christmas people! Tula: MERRY CHRISTMAS PEOPLE! Terdoh: We apologize for not bringing you Rounds last week. Sirkastiq: Are you sure they noticed? Terdoh: What?? Sure they did! Don’t get it twisted. People nearly died. Sirkastiq: Right. Terdoh: So we’re gonna try and squeeze in two weeks worth of…

Rounds Week 49: On Yahya Rescinding, Falcons Winning, Ghanaian Embassies, Dettol Pastors and more.

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Terdoh: Good morning people! Sirkastiq: It’s almost Christmas. God is good. Terdoh: The tailors really came out this week with the numerous story-telling threads on Twitter. Sirkastiq: But we chose to duck and weave through that shit. Terdoh: This week’s episode is very Africa-centered. Sirkastiq: There’s enough bat-shit crazy going on around our borders apparently.…

Rounds Week 47: On Fidel Castro’s Death, Zimbabwean Politics, Aisha’s Engagement, SA Miracles, and more.

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Terdoh: Good morning folks! Sirkastiq: That’s how this year has finished sha. Like play. Terdoh: Still! It’s a beautiful day! Sirkastiq: It’s another boring ass episode of Rounds, why is this one so excited? Terdoh: Hey! Spoiler alert! Sirkastiq: What? We all know they only come here to check if you’ve changed the spelling of…

Rounds Week 46: On Trumps Lawsuits, Kanye West, Talking Parrots And More

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Terdoh: Good morning people Sirkastiq: Donald Trump is the President-Elect. Terdoh: Way to go. Now look, you’ve upset everyone. Sirkastiq: No point sugar coating it. Terdoh: Well at least he has already started nominating people for his cabinet. Sirkastiq: Looking your way sir… Terdoh: But ‘Muricah though. You people replaced this… Sirkastiq: With this…?  …

Rounds Week 44: DONALD TRUMP [SPECIAL EDITION]

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*record scratch* *pause, freeze frame* This just happened in Wellsville, NY. pic.twitter.com/uy9FjzhwcD — Shaun King (@ShaunKing) November 10, 2016 Former Ku Klux Klan leader David Duke called Trump’s victory “one of the most exciting nights of my life" https://t.co/9IkxwXWCU8 — New York Post (@nypost) November 12, 2016 High School in Central FL. "Y'all black people…

Rounds Week 44: On Nigerian Astronauts, Cheating Penguins, Frustrated Presidents, US Elections and more…

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Terdoh: Good morning people! Sirkastiq: It’s a new month! Already! Terdoh: Bruh. This year is just watching us try to keep up like… Sirkastiq: Was just last week I ignored two “happy new month” messages. Terdoh: Now you gotta ignore more. Sirkastiq: Damn shame. Terdoh: Smh. Sirkastiq: So it was Halloween a couple days ago.…