Rounds

Weekly round up of all the major news headlines locally and internationally done with humour and satire.

Rounds Week 24: On Saraki’s Acquittal, Evans’ Capture, FRSC’s Psychiatric Tests, Ugandan Organs and more…

Body Count 101: Lesson 1 – Size Isn’t Everything https://t.co/EGiItKkWko — The Naked Convos (@TheNakedConvos) June 16, 2017 The Headlines It’s Dino again Your MCM has come again Saraki is Free, Evans is Not We’re not too worried about the latter The former..however Buhari An Update The countdown continues Psychiatric test for traffic law offenders…

Rounds Week 21: On Ibori’s Pound, Trump’s Trip, Manchester, Heavenly Calls and more…

Set complete. #MUFC pic.twitter.com/judM3RLOgp — Manchester United (@ManUtd) May 25, 2017 Good morning, @EmiratesFACup winners 🏆#WeAreTheArsenal pic.twitter.com/g78WSN2Udk — Arsenal FC (@Arsenal) May 28, 2017 The Headlines Ibori Gets a Pound This is what you’re deemed to be worth When you sue for ‘damages’ Trump Abroad Orange Man finally leaves home Leaves home training behind Update…

Rounds Week 20: On Melaye’s Book, Kuti’s Blowjob, Trump’s Witches, Mohammed’s Lai, and more…

Do it? #TWayne pic.twitter.com/RxwZQwGr4G — T-Pain (@TPAIN) May 17, 2017 The Headlines How To Corruption, Vol. 1. “Only thieves write books on stealing” -African proverb Femi Kuti’s Blow Job It’s exactly what it sounds like Ladies… Trump And His Witches When you’re hunted by yourself. The wicked flee… More White Privilege Ever wonder what sentence…

Rounds Week 19: On Buhari Visiting Nigeria, Social Nuggets, #RIPKarabo, Mugabe’s Spokesman, and more…

  Dead Body Refuses Burial As It Redirects Villagers To The House Of Its Killer https://t.co/50fRqPBAH3 via @heraldng pic.twitter.com/SbtO4n2lAG — Nigeria Newsdesk (@NigeriaNewsdesk) May 10, 2017   The Headlines Buhari to visit Nigeria soon President to take break from medical tripping to visit home country Who Diddit? See what black excellence Has been up to lately…

Rounds Week 18: On Returned Chibok Girls, Apartment 7B, Ooni vs Oba, Wedding Parties, and more…

PHOTOS: Banky W, Adesua inch closer to wedding as both families meet https://t.co/zAjlVp6Eit #BAAD2017 pic.twitter.com/ELzA8rraZZ — TheCable (@thecableng) May 6, 2017   82 Chibok Girls Returned This is barbaric. Human trafficking needs to end NOW. RT #BringBackOurGirls http://t.co/rKbZyt1D2L — Jessica Biel (@JessicaBiel) May 6, 2014 Sending prayers to Nigerian families who are missing their daughters.…

Rounds Week 17: On Blogger Presidents, Serena’s Title, Paternity Tests, R Kelly’s Lawsuit and more…

GEJ spits… I will soon provide true details of what transpired in the 2015 election – Jonathan https://t.co/v3lSHCIMnK via @ynaija pic.twitter.com/YaHOsYZMB5 — Nigeria Newsdesk (@NigeriaNewsdesk) April 29, 2017     “President Barack Obama and his officials made it very clear to me by their actions that they wanted a change of government in Nigeria and…

Rounds Week 16: On Serena’s Pregnancy, Donald’s War, Europa Woes, Gay Baboons, and more…

53 arrested for attending gay marriage in Kaduna https://t.co/v5DgiKuYfp pic.twitter.com/0DDnCJ0d5O — Kinging Ibadan ✌ (@baydorz) April 20, 2017   The Headlines War is coming… Currently being stroked by DT. Raise your hand if you’re not surprised Serena Pregnant That Queen Bey video vixen anointing Baby already won a grand slam. Facebook Killer Just a little…