Fan Centre 18/19 Week 3

[phrase editor_version=”3″ photo=”yes”]Tye: Another week and another episode of Fan Centre! [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”4″ photo=”yes”]Zubs: What a Bitter Sweet kind of weekend. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”5″ photo=”yes”]Unagi: I totally agree. While i was gnashing my teeth because no Aguero in my FPL, I was also out due to predictions on the other games. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”3″ photo=”yes”]Tye: Ehen? Guy when you go host boys na? [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”5″ photo=”yes”]Unagi: At the next Full moon, the place where three roads become one. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”4″ photo=”yes”]Zubs: This guy wants to sacrifice us. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”3″ photo=”yes”]Tye: Abeg abeg e no fit scare me, we will meet there if e sure for you. Sha bring bar[/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”4″ photo=”yes”]Zubs: You’re on your own. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”5″ photo=”yes”]Unagi: But for real though, what were you doing this weekend if you didn’t have Aguero and Mendy in your FPL team? [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”3″ photo=”yes”]Tye: I had Mendy but didn’t have Agüero, in short I went down deeper than borehole [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”4″ photo=”yes”]Zubs: Can’t relate.. I had Aguero and capped him even. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”5″ photo=”yes”]Unagi: Ehn, even as you capped him you are still bottom of first page. Calm down. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”3″ photo=”yes”]Tye: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”4″ photo=”yes”]Zubs: FPL is a marathon. The masquerade that dances first will be an onlooker for the rest of the show. – Poseidon BC. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”5″ photo=”yes”]Unagi: Pose-What?! [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”3″ photo=”yes”]Tye: He said Poseidon, cover your mouth [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”3″ photo=”yes”]Tye: You obviously have a lot to cry about considering your club started the season with two Ls ????[/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”4″ photo=”yes”]Zubs: Lmao club should be renamed ArsenaLL[/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”5″ photo=”yes”]Unagi: starting a new era facing two of the top six back to back is not the easiest but I blame Aubameyang sha. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”3″ photo=”yes”]Tye: Those misses were criminal mehn, for a player usually so clinical. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”4″ photo=”yes”]Zubs: Amidst the gloom, a gem has been discovered in Guendouzi [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”5″ photo=”yes”]Unagi: I wish you people can lay off his guy. He has been great for Arsenal but don’t start weighing him down with your expectations. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”3″ photo=”yes”]Tye: Yeah I agree, before una go use expectations kill am. Let him breathe first. But wait, ManYoo fan sef wan troll Arsenal? ????[/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”4″ photo=”yes”]Zubs: BREAKING – Tottenham Hotspur announce that Zubs has signed with the club as a fan on a long term deal ???? all United banter are to no longer be directed at Zubs, general public take note. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”5″ photo=”yes”]Unagi: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO no way. I have stapled this L on your forehead. Imagine Leon Balogun, our Oyinbo wall Debuting against united and giving them L. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”3″ photo=”yes”]Tye: E see chaos e wan japa no way bro, you will always be a United fan to us and our readers[/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”4″ photo=”yes”]Zubs: Ugh! Respect my choices please [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”5″ photo=”yes”]Unagi: It was indeed a thrilling weekend. Liverpool lacklustre but still managed to win, Burnley lost at home, Madrid recorded lowest ever attendance at a home game, Newly promoted Nimes strongarming Lyon and Marseille. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”3″ photo=”yes”]Tye: I love European football [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”4″ photo=”yes”]Zubs: Who doesn’t?! [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”5″ photo=”yes”]Unagi: The Bundesliga returns this weekend and we take a look at our first game of the weekend. Bayern vs Hoffenheim. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”3″ photo=”yes”]Tye: I like Hoffenheim, I really do but I think Bayern will start the season with a win, 3-1[/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”4″ photo=”yes”]Zubs: It’s even a home game. Bayern will use Hoffenheim to do “Thank God it’s Friday”. 6-1. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”5″ photo=”yes”]Unagi: The EPL also returns with the first match pitting the defending champions against Newly Promoted Wolves. Any Shockers looming? [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”3″ photo=”yes”]Tye: My heart wants it but my head is telling me to snap out of fantasies. Should be a high scoring match though, something in the range of 2-4 or 2-5[/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”4″ photo=”yes”]Zubs: Neves and Jimenez masterclass incoming, Wolves win 3-2[/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”5″ photo=”yes”]Unagi: Another London derby on our hands with both teams coming on the back of two Ls. Arsenal and West Ham. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”3″ photo=”yes”]Tye: Two teams desperate for their first points of this season but I expect Arsenal to transfer aggression to West Ham, 4-1[/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”4″ photo=”yes”]Zubs: You know.. If Arsenal should continue that cutback thing that was giving the blues heart failure, Arsenal can win 6-0 easily. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”5″ photo=”yes”]Unagi: I don’t know about 6:0 but i know our season just started. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”3″ photo=”yes”]Tye: I don’t see an Arsenal clean sheet though, Arnautovic must score for my FPL [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”4″ photo=”yes”]Zubs: The man you capped last time. Massive L. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”5″ photo=”yes”]Unagi: Arnautovic ko.. Elsewhere we also have our Favorites for the EPL this season facing Brighton. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”3″ photo=”yes”]Tye: Ehm, I thought the favourites were playing Wolves? [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”4″ photo=”yes”]Zubs: You cannot have two of the most expensive Back line in the world and expect not to be favorites. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”5″ photo=”yes”]Unagi: Don’t mind him. I feel Liverpool will blow Brighton away. They are not United and they don’t play cross and insha Allah. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”3″ photo=”yes”]Tye: Yen yen yen. Man City have the most expensive backline please, but we should sweep Brighton away. 5-0[/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”4″ photo=”yes”]Zubs: Alisson and VVD?! Okay. We agree to disagree. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”5″ photo=”yes”]Unagi: On Sunday we have a fixture that has given us great goals in the past. I’m sure you guys remember Papiss Cisse. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”4″ photo=”yes”]Zubs: Ah yes Newcastle – Chelsea, good memories. Expecting SarriBall L. 2-1 to Newcastle[/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”3″ photo=”yes”]Tye: I don’t see SarriBall losing, Newcastle have a very good record at home to Chelsea but SarriBall is a breaker of chains. 1-2 Chelsea instead[/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”5″ photo=”yes”]Unagi: And our last feature match of the game week.. United vs Spurs. I bet Zubs would have a problem with this one. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”4″ photo=”yes”]Zubs: The only problem I will have is if we do not beat United by at least 3[/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”3″ photo=”yes”]Tye: Lmao banter is loading for you either way my guy, just pray match ends in a draw, luckily for you that’s what I see. 1-1[/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”5″ photo=”yes”]Unagi: He said if “we” beat united. Awon wo ni we? [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”4″ photo=”yes”]Zubs: What part of I just signed with Spurs don’t you blockheads understand? [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”5″ photo=”yes”]Unagi: Transfer window closed since dear. I have this friend who signed with Swansea last year just to avoid Banter.. Na L. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”3″ photo=”yes”]Tye: Swansea? Are people that desperate to avoid banter? ????????????????????????[/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”4″ photo=”yes”]Zubs: I know someone who supports Everton. It’s a new age guys. I’m here for a good time not a park the bus time – Zubair 2018. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”5″ photo=”yes”]Unagi: Spoken like Prime Fraud Zubs. So who are we capping this weekend? [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”3″ photo=”yes”]Tye: Used to be Salah/Agüero/Kane but Manè has somehow snuck himself into the equation. I’m sticking to Salah though, he’s due for double digit points. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”4″ photo=”yes”]Zubs – Kane has broken the August curse already so I should fancy him but Aubameyang. He has fired blanks for 2 GWs now and he’d want to prove why he starts ahead of Lacazette. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”5″ photo=”yes”]Unagi: I won’t reveal my cap. Tye is looking for who to dub and I’m not giving him the benefit of the doubt. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”3″ photo=”yes”]Tye: Imagine thinking I’m looking to dub from you. You delude yourself. But who are you capping sha? [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”5″ photo=”yes”]Unagi: Salah/Aubameyang. I will make my final decision a minute to deadline. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”4″ photo=”yes”]Zubs: Sly guy, you still won’t win that 50k, sharing is caring [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”5″ photo=”yes”]Unagi: Lmaoooooooo abeg. For those that want to like me, Here are our predictions.. Bournemouth vs Everton? [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”3″ photo=”yes”]Tye: 2-2[/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”4″ photo=”yes”]Zubs: 2-3[/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”5″ photo=”yes”]Unagi: Southampton – Leicester? [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”4″ photo=”yes”]Zubs: 1-0[/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”3″ photo=”yes”]Tye: 0-0[/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”5″ photo=”yes”]Unagi: Juventus – Lazio? Ororo gbera? [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”3″ photo=”yes”]Tye: Definitely has to gbera, I was angry he didn’t score last week so hattrick on home debut. 4-1[/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”4″ photo=”yes”]Zubs: 3:0. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”5″ photo=”yes”]Unagi: Napoli – Milan? [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”3″ photo=”yes”]Tye: 2-1[/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”4″ photo=”yes”]Zubs: 1-3[/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”5″ photo=”yes”]Unagi: Valladoid – Barcelona? [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”3″ photo=”yes”]Tye: Barca are not what they used to be, if not for Messi ehn. But they should get past Valladolid 0-2.

  1. B – For the punters, 2nd half highest scoring half [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”4″ photo=”yes”]Zubs: 0-1[/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”5″ photo=”yes”]Unagi: Girona – Madrid? [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”4″ photo=”yes”]Zubs: Girona beat them last season, I see a repeat 2-1[/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”3″ photo=”yes”]Tye: I slightly tend to agree, but I will go for a 1-1 draw[/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”5″ photo=”yes”]Unagi: Watford – Crystal Palace? [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”3″ photo=”yes”]Tye: 2-2[/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”4″ photo=”yes”]Zubs: 1-1[/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”5″ photo=”yes”]Unagi: Finally, Dortmund – Leipzig. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”3″ photo=”yes”]Tye: 3-2[/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”4″ photo=”yes”]Zubs: 4-2[/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”5″ photo=”yes”]Unagi: Let’s end with what we have learnt today. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”3″ photo=”yes”]Tye: Mourinho 3rd season syndrome may not be a myth afterall[/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”4″ photo=”yes”]Zubs: Unagi is a selfish, self conceited man. #NotMyMCM [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”4″ photo=”yes”]Zubs: Guendouzi is going to be a star. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”5″ photo=”yes”]Unagi: Liverpool are favorites for the League. [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”3″ photo=”yes”]Tye: Stop these premature ejaculations please[/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”5″ photo=”yes”]Unagi: The two of you will be alright.. Let me go and spend my [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”3″ photo=”yes”]Tye: Guy wait for me I dey follow you! [/phrase]

[phrase editor_version=”4″ photo=”yes”]Zubs: See y’all next week! Waiiittttt foorrrrr meeeee [/phrase]

 

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  • Workdone

    Maaaad????

    Nice one The, Unagi and Zubs

    Medileague FPL grp banter in sight????

    Chiiiiiiiiiii

    August 25, 2018
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