Although I have fallen in love with many men, I have never fallen for a woman and I don’t think I ever will.
So I’m not a lesbian, but…
My nipples get hard when I watch girls do squats in the gym.
I fantasise about licking Rihanna from head to toe. I bet her skin is super soft.
Whenever I watch porn, it features at least two women, always in the absence of men. Is that what they call lesbian porn?
I love breasts. Oh god, I love breasts. I could literally spend an entire day staring at perky breasts. And imagining my hands cupping them. Licking them, brushing the nipples with my tongue until they harden…
I totally fapped to that Fade video. Twice. Okay, maybe slightly more than twice. Just thinking about sweaty Teyana in that gym right now is actually getting me moist.
So, I’m not a lesbian but…
I’ve had sex with a woman. It was surprisingly underwhelming. Maybe it’s because I’m not a lesbian, but the chemistry just wasn’t there. I’ll try again with a different girl though, just to be totally sure I’m not a lesbian.
It’s worth confirming, right?