I’m not a lesbian, but…

Although I have fallen in love with many men, I have never fallen for a woman and I don’t think I ever will.

So I’m not a lesbian, but…

My nipples get hard when I watch girls do squats in the gym.

I fantasise about licking Rihanna from head to toe. I bet her skin is super soft.

Whenever I watch porn, it features at least two women, always in the absence of men. Is that what they call lesbian porn?

I love breasts. Oh god, I love breasts. I could literally spend an entire day staring at perky breasts. And imagining my hands cupping them. Licking them, brushing the nipples with my tongue until they harden…

I totally fapped to that Fade video. Twice. Okay, maybe slightly more than twice. Just thinking about sweaty Teyana in that gym right now is actually getting me moist.

So, I’m not a lesbian but…

I’ve had sex with a woman. It was surprisingly underwhelming. Maybe it’s because I’m not a lesbian, but the chemistry just wasn’t there. I’ll try again with a different girl though, just to be totally sure I’m not a lesbian.

It’s worth confirming, right?

Comments
  • Toby

    HHHHHHHOOOOOLLLLLYYYYYY SHIT.
    AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.
    Gurl.

    Fade video part had me gasping for air.

    I am in the office and i have this stupid smile on my face.
    Gurl.
    I love this piece

    November 29, 2016
  • Snow

    I want to lick Rihanna too. Head to toe and also insi……..point is, it’s not only you

    November 29, 2016
    • Emypee

      Both you and snow had better come outta the closet.

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      November 29, 2016
        • Andronicus

          I know right? I used to do naughty things in the closet with the neighbor girls during hide and seek while growing up.

          November 30, 2016
    • Yinx_Sphinx

      So do i. I think the whole world would lick Riri if they had the chance

      November 29, 2016
      • Sylvan

        Not the whole world. Surely not me!

        January 2, 2017
        • Yinx_Sphinx

          why?

          January 2, 2017
  • That skinnyFulaniBoy

    ????????, you got some crazy posts whenever it comes up. But….your……nvm….

    November 29, 2016
  • Yes, it’s TOTALLY worth confirming. And you should do it thrice just to be sure.
    p.s I think you should check this out. You might like it.
    https://purpleandposh.wordpress.com/2015/08/14/a-moment-in-time/

    November 29, 2016
    • Funmi O

      Are you volunteering?

      November 29, 2016
      • Anything for science????(I’m glad you enjoyed the story)

        November 29, 2016
        • So @Thetoolsman, you won’t collect Tithe on this one abi? Ok oooo. I didn’t know we were allowed to do this now without paying the house.

          December 1, 2016
          • Snow

            Just look at you, Snitchasorous, Nanny McSnitchiville

            December 1, 2016
    • Ugo

      See ehn, I mad ethereal mistake of reading that story while I was still at work yesterday…
      Got me all levels of hot and bothered…
      I’m still NOT a lesbian though…I think.

      November 30, 2016
      • Ugo

        *made *the *real
        Touchscreen typos, sorry.

        November 30, 2016
      • Oh dear. Lol

        November 30, 2016
    • C.S.O.

      @lipglossmaffia @k-rukia Thanks for ruining what would have been a perfectly productive day!

      Woke up, ran a decent 4km, during which I planned my day…but all i can think about now is both your articles! SHIT!

      NB: From an uninterested pervy bystander, both your minds might give rise to awesome biology, as the chemistry is rather obvious. Be done with the physics already!

      But like Amyn, details please ladies…

      November 30, 2016
  • Empire

    You is Bi-sexual

    November 29, 2016
    • ucheya

      That’s it. She is a bi.

      November 30, 2016
  • Ugo

    Is it weird that I can’t even watch porn with a man in it without getting bored?
    Like she said, I am not a lesbian…but…
    ????????????????

    November 29, 2016
      • Ugo

        Oooooh…let’s!

        November 30, 2016
    • O

      Totally
      Straight porn are totally boring
      Who still watches straight porn

      November 30, 2016
  • Buchi

    Grabbed ????
    Here to read the comments.

    P.S, girls, who dig chicks as well as guys, are hot.
    There now, carry on.

    November 29, 2016
  • Yinx_Sphinx

    You should definitely try it again and when you are done, unlock your door and step out of your closet. It may not be a lesbian closet, it might be a bi one or one without a label either way you are in a closet.

    November 29, 2016
  • deeh

    It’s good to know I am not d only one that secretly enjoys lesbian porn nd think about kissing at least once.
    I used to think something was wrong with me. It’s good to know I have people in my fantasy club. Le boo will kill me if he finds out about my lesbian tendencies… But like K. Rukia said, I am not a lesbian. Or am I?

    November 29, 2016
  • so plain

    Fingers itching me….ooh yea I had to say sumtin abt dis… For one think dat the crave for d Western life style is beginning to wipe out our morality…I think u are a lesbian in future tense I also think porn is bad ..but I am addicted anyways …my point is don’t take ur liberality to d next level ..it will change who u are…if j have a porn rehab centre pls I will need an invitation. ….ooh yea I judge ppl say it ..I have always wanted to be an Anthony…

    November 29, 2016
      • Erdoo

        Because it is! The few times I’ve ‘looked’ at it left a bad taste in my mouf!

        November 30, 2016
          • Erdoo

            I don’t think it’s the guilt or the shame, it’s just euuww! And then it feels like intruding sort of. Never gonna get the hang of it, don’t even wanna!????

            December 1, 2016
        • Bkd

          Perhaps, you need to change the flavor for a better taste

          December 1, 2016
    • Funmi O

      “I also think porn is bad ..but I am addicted anyways …”

      ???

      November 30, 2016
      • Woyi_Oc

        Addicts can admit to enjoying something they know is bad for them init? Like an alcoholic knows he/she is killing his liver, a person with an unchecked sweet-tooth knows he/she is playing with diabetes ….or a chain smoker is aware that “smokers are liable to die young.”

        December 1, 2016
  • Hi!
    It’s me again. You should definitely try it again????

    November 29, 2016
    • Yinx_Sphinx

      If you don’t volunteer, i will! P.S i followed your link. you should have warned the public not to read it around family members. i was struggling to keep a straight face

      November 30, 2016
        • Yinx_Sphinx

          Provide the location i’ll come with the drinks (caprisonne) lmao

          November 30, 2016
  • so plain

    Lol with u .. I guess Orgasm’s activist
    ????????

    November 29, 2016
  • Joseph Carter

    Lol see how everyone is cool with this post buy if a guy should post something like this….you’d see insults that would last a whole generation

    November 29, 2016
      • Joseph Carter

        Nope thank you.
        When I see girls squat too, another thing gets hard buy trust me they aren’t my nipples.

        November 30, 2016
    • Not everything is a competition between men and women ????.

      November 30, 2016
      • Joseph Carter

        My mind wasn’t even going in that direction
        I was just making an observation

        November 30, 2016
        • I shouldn’t have snapped at you. I’m just tired of all the “men are scum” chants and when someone defends one, some scum out there gives 5 more valid reasons why its called scum.
          I’m sorry man

          November 30, 2016
  • Well @k-rukia, now I’m even more intrigued by you. Well done.
    Oh and how’s your cold? ????

    November 30, 2016
  • Gio

    *clears throat*

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    November 30, 2016
  • Gio

    i wonder what would be left of that RIRI girl by the time we’re all done having our wicked ways with her.

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    November 30, 2016
    • Ugo

      But it’s not RiRi I’d originally like to lick though…her boobs don’t quite do it for me.
      There’s something about a lady with full rounded tits that just make me question if being married (or straight) is really for me.
      LisaRaye McCoy from Single Ladies was my woman crush and material for dreaming strange dreams…before she started losing all that delicious weight and becoming slim.
      But…I’m married, and therefore not lesbian…I think…

      November 30, 2016
        • S

          Hi Baby 🙂 🙂

          November 30, 2016
  • SECRECY

    This is a very intriguing read and I find unable to walk away without pleading with all sense of right mindedness, self righteousness and all other kinds of ‘ness’, that all those who are having such amorous girl on girl thoughts must promise not to ever attempt it, no matter how enticing it may appear, no matter how difficult the struggle might be, you must all promise not to partake in it…

    Without telling me every tiny, weeny bit of the details. No matter how irrelevant it appears to you.

    You must promise!

    November 30, 2016
  • SECRECY

    And what did you mean by ‘fapped’? I’m sorry to ask but Websters and Oxford just wasn’t helpful at all.

    November 30, 2016
    • Woyi_Oc

      it means she helped herself to reach her happy place. Basically masturbation…

      November 30, 2016
  • Toby

    I swear, y’all need to calm down…….whoo *fan’s self*

    November 30, 2016
  • Oiyk

    so i had to read the link @lipglossmaffia dropped here and check her twitter handle, reply to one of her tweets and follow her. Damn!, writing is just another cloud of its own.

    November 30, 2016
  • Amayanabo

    I enjoyed reading this. I like that you’ve left me to conclude If you’re a lesbian or not. Whatever I conclude is my cup of tea! Good job!

    November 30, 2016
      • Emypee

        Rukia, id like you to meet someone.

        Add me so we can have a chat? 🙂

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        December 1, 2016
  • MezzyAdamz@gmail.com

    I guess I’m late to the party?

    This is all shades of awesome. Personally, I find guys boring but lesbian? Oh lawd.

    Btw, I’m a guy but I’m starting to suspect I’m lesbian. ????????

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    November 30, 2016
    • MezzyAdamz@gmail.com

      *gays

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      November 30, 2016
  • Andronicus

    I love looking at women’s lips. If they are full and soft,
    Pink, orange or dark or gworro red…slim and supple,
    Luscious, succulent lips.
    If you are a lady just know I’ve looked at your lips and imagined kissing you.
    I love kissing, ergo I love lips. (I love big butts, boobs, thick thighs and thick bow legs, but do I love lips!)

    I like watching any porn that features Nat Turner partly because he kisses a lot and because of his signature finishing, ‘The Prone Bone’. I live vicariously through him and I’m extremely picky about male porn stars. Sofia Coppola, Michelle Tucker, Sinnamon Love (Now a chef), Luscious Louis (best lips in porn), Alexis Breeze, Julia Ann (hot MILF and a kisser), Eva Strauss (one of the most beautiful porn stars ever, cute puffy little boobs), Naomi Banxxx (damn sexy), Xena (damn sexy) to mention a few.

    But I love kissing. Shout out to all the kissers in the house.

    November 30, 2016
    • Nosa

      Had to google Eva Strauss, i’m not very impressed. No special moves, i’ll passs.

      But seriously though, the name dropping was not necessary ????????

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      December 1, 2016
      • Woyi_Oc

        Showing off is never necessary but people will show themselves 😛

        December 1, 2016
    • Andronicus

      @snow and @woyi_oc Sorry about the…name dropping. Someone mentioned Riri and LisaRaye McCon and mentioned porn so I thought it was alright.

      Lol! I said Eva is pretty, didn’t say she had special moves…and what kinda moves? It’s not Mortal Kombat lol!

      December 1, 2016
      • Nosa

        It’s porn. Why am i watching it if there ain’t no move? It’s the bedroom equivalent of WWE. since i can’t do it, gotta live through them.

        Watch Abella Anderson or Sensei Pearl and you’ll understand

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        December 1, 2016
  • Gbenga

    i dnt think the guy that mentioned names was showing off, he just felt comfortable being himself on this platform of like-minds… i guess everyone likes porn … but u av to ur religious beliefs and upbringing to contend with…

    December 1, 2016
  • TeyanasNips

    Gosh I love me some girl on girl porn too
    Matter of fact hetero bores me
    But I don’t fantasize about women…I’m lying…

    December 1, 2016
  • Amayanabo

    A guy should do a guy version of this. Might be crucified upside down but…someone should

    December 1, 2016
  • Ray

    Rukia, this post is everythinggggg!
    I wouldn’t mind having sex with a girl too. Just for the fun of it.

    December 3, 2016
  • M.

    Lmao. The replies to this post though. I see we are not lesbians, very nice.

    December 7, 2016
  • CV

    Okkaaaay, I don’t want to lick Rihanna but, I can totally relate to the moist-gym-feeling. I reckon many women are Bi-curious. Only a few are brave enough to plunge into ice waters ????

    December 22, 2016
  • OluGt

    I didn’t bother to waste more of my precious time on what you wrote but simply jumped to the ending paragraphs to see your conclusions.

    Anyway, I will not give you my proofs now, to let you know that being gay is WRONG, because you need to go purge your thinking as regards human sexuality.

    You, who are proponents of gayness, bear the responsibility of proving to the rest of us, who are straight, why you approve of gayness, which is a divergence from the obviously default human sexuality, which is being straight.

    I will not be surprised if science later concludes that gay people either suffer from some health or psychological problems. Problems are meant to be tackled, not to be made the normal.

    July 18, 2017
  • Anonymous

    Yup this basically summarises me. I’m not a lesbian but I get moist too and yes lesbian porn is lit lol. I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m open minded ????

    August 17, 2017
  • Virgo

    Erm…
    You have a volunteer in me for a second, maybe third try. Let me help you define your sexuality, I love helping people. Let’s see if you ain’t gay.

    May 1, 2018
  • Tee boy

    Wow! Got to the party 2 years late. How did I miss this steamy piece.
    @k-rukia you have killed it again.
    I don’t think you are a lesbian….labels don’t define you.
    I always thought I was adventurous but you are adventure itself…..(takes a bow)
    Got to meet this beautiful mind !

    May 9, 2018
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