Rest in peace Uncle Phil?
No. Ugh. First things first..
I poppa, freaks all the honeys…
Well, yeah. Super excited here too.
After that hilarious post
we dropped last week.
Yeah, it was pretty funny. Because I was the butt of the joke. Smh…
Nobody asked you to show up drenched to your testicles because you couldn’t call yourself a cab.
By the time we’re done with this post I’ll be able to call myself 6 cabs. Just watch…
So the good guys at Taxify read our post on Sunday. And they loved it so much, they reached out to us.
And they did! See guys, we’re global. We can’t thank you enough.
The mail they sent actually had us in tears. “We love your stuff, we are such big fans”.
Don’t stop telling your friends about us.
Okay, so just cos of how much we pushed their brand on the last episode, they invited us to share a few of their goodies with you.
And the ROUNDS team, being quite disloyal to our Nigerian nature, has decided to share ALL of this goodness with you.
Okay, now for those of you who aren’t new to the e-Hailing industry, you know how important convenience is in this life.
But did you know that you could ride Taxify all day for…free.
Yep. Some people have understood this hustle and they don’t pay shit for their rides but they go everywhere in the city as fresh as they were when they left the house.
Yep. No unnecessary whiffs of conductor armpits cos you’re the one unfortunate enough to sit next to the door, no random shouts of nearby bus stops in your ear while you’re making phone calls in transit…
Nobody pairing you up with someone else to collect your change, nobody planning to kidnap you and turn you to yam, nobody ….
Yes. Fam. Jesus. But I was asking how they happen to ride around for free. You haven’t answered that one for me.
Well here’s the thing. If you refer someone to Taxify, they get N1,500 off their first ride.
Yeah. That doesn’t explain how you get to ride around in comfort while you’re balling on a budget.
Well, if you do that, Taxify gives you N2,000. Free.
That actually sounds pretty decent.
“For I am a generous god” – Taxify.
LOL! So how do we rack up this paper.
Simple. We need all our readers to download the app, first.
Cos, I mean, you really can’t do any of this if you don’t…you know…have the damn app in the first place.
Yeah. So download the app. Use the referral code “HQQD5” so they’ll know we sent you…
And from then on, you can get your friends to use your code when they download the app.
And every time they use that code, you get 2 grand free.
You know how they say a man with friends is never broke…?
No truer words were ever spoken.
Before we end this really short post, we’d like to say a big thank you to everyone who read last week’s post. I mean the numbers were actually amazing.
And we had first time readers, ain’t that some shit.
Remember to use our code when you download the app.
if you use an Android and want to partake of this goodness.
if you’re a proud member of Steve Jobs’ iOS-powered cult.
You guys are absolutely awesome.
And just for the fun of it, for the comments today, we’d love for you guys to share with us your worst ever experience in public transportation: buses, trains, molue…
Yeah, tell us about that ime that someone’s 3 month old spit has dried up on your arm and left a scar…
Or that time someone pulled out her titty and started feeding her baby without inviting you to join in…
I mean…I’m not complaining.
Thanks again, people, for getting us this gig with Taxify.
We couldn’t have done it without you.
We love you guys, we really do.
Join us again on Sunday. We have some amazing news for you. As always..